Weekend again, not that I'm complaining. Hope everyone is well - and that those with these summer colds are feeling better! I'm off to work in a bit so have a good day everyone.
Ha ha That was a quick impression of the noise one of the girls is making in my bathroom at the mo. Hope she's okay (but i suspect not) christ, i thought I had a hangover. she's in a really bad way!
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. > He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. > > After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,...
I haven't connected to Limewire for a while but now I can't get passed the first red stripe. The only thing new to my system is AVG 8, could this be the reason or are other people having the same...
man u have cancelled their open top bus tour,a spokesman said after paying so much to get to moscow u cant expect fans 2 travel all the way to manchester.
Things had been different to what they are now, but they're not, and then suddenly you come across something or someone in your life that you know deep down could have been the difference. What would...
why has it been so crap the last week or so. Its slow and i keep losing connection. Cant even get on facebook now which has really annoyed me. Has this anything to do with whats happened in China. I...
My friend eats everything on her plate separately, i.e. she eats the veg first, the meat, and then the chips/potatoes last. She never puts meat and veg on her fork and eats them together! I think...
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She...
Some of us are constantly struggling to stick to our diets and say 'no' to another biscuit, but a new pill taken once a day claims to help women drop two dress sizes in six months. It affects part of...
Just requested to add a friend on Facebook that I haven't spoken to for years due to a bit of a miss understanding! (For want of a better word!) I now have butterflies wondering if the rift will mean...
