A Polish guy drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Poland our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink...
There are some things I simply refuse to buy on the cheap. However a recent purchase may have changed my opinion. I needed some washing powder for a quik wash and the nearby Sainsbury's petrol station...
Please OH please tell me what the problem is with 4B4 drivers in cities and big towns?? I mean why?? There is no need for suchg a vehicle in such a place!! Dont get me wrong i love them and i grew up...
I have just gone in to my bathroom to ?? well for the reasons you go into a bathroom and we have a cactus on our windowsill, its supposed to be decor and look good but really it just waits for when...
Is there anything interesting that anyone wants to talk about? It's Saturday, for once, I'm not working, looking for entertaining chat! Is it out there?
Have you ever turned your keyboard over, gently tapped the back of it and observed the amount of fluff and dust that comes out? I keep a tidy house, but I admit I am a little ashamed that my keyboard...
...i can't stop masturbating :( i know i am in need of a girl in my life, but in the mean time....? what do i do ? i feel its taking over me. I am not a lona or anything. Any ideas ?
is it actually possible to die of boredom? To be honest, im on the edge and I might just find out by the end of the week but if anyone knows i need to be prepared. thanks
A Scottish Parliament was created by a referendum in which only a small proportion of the electorate bothered to vote, likewise a Welsh Parliament. We have elected MPs sitting in Westminster from...
I asked the other day if there was any point in contacting the AB Editor and I gave her until 5.45 pm to-day to reply to any of ma e-mails (this is sounding like one of Chamberlains's radio...
what will the first post be A im making a sandwich does anyone want one? B What do you look like C which of your ears do you prefer D which abers ass would you most like to soap and slide down mount...
Has anyone else taken a break from the utter crap that Eastenders is tonight? Complete and utter tripe - BBC have excelled themselves with this rubbish, Totally unbelievable plot with Ian emerging...
