this is more of a rant than a question , but i feel as though i am being robbed by extortionate charges for my business rates?? i dont get anything for them, they dont even empty my bin?? am i on my...
I arrived home today to the news that my dirty, pikey neigbours have moved out! YAY! But at a price... They defaced my garden, smasehd my back gardenfence and threw litter, paint, rubbish over my back...
The Rabbit A man is driving along a highway & sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The...
Sounds best in a Northern Irish accent: Paddy walks into a chemist & asks for a deodorant. "Ball or Aerosol?" asks the assistant. "No, it's for under me arms" replies Paddy!
An Essex girl hits a lamppost and is thrown from her car; a passer by goes to her aid and sees a pool of blood. "Where are you bleeding from?" He asks. She looks up and says, "F**king Romford." Why...
There was a cucumber a pickle and a penis.They had a conversation and the pickle said "my life is **** ,when I get big hard and juicy they chop me up and toss me into a salad".The pickle said" when I...
What's the difference between a muslim and E.T. E.T looked better 'smelt better ,learn't english didn't claim benifits had his own bike and wanted to go home.
Can anyone give any advice to my daughter who is wanting a tattoo on her wrist. She already has one on her shoulder blade but is worried that the wrist would be increadibily sore to get done, also is...
On Feb 2nd you wrote "In a number of topics questions posted from the username 'AB asks' will appear in a coloured box situated at the top of the screen. The question will stay at the top for one day...