Can a employer create a new job, and then approach an employee who they think is suitable for that job, basically giving that employee the impression that the job is theirs if they want it. With out...
If you apply for a course in your workplace and you successfully start the course, but your circumstances change and you then have to leave that employment before completing . How binding is the...
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we > had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern > where you leaned against the back fence...
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely...
Three men were hiking through a forest....... when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: ' God, please give me the strength to cross the...
Siamese twins walk into a bar and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Budweiser's, draft...
I have just had an e.mail, with the above message asking me to verify my details to stop spam etc. Although it looked very convincing and one of the most convincing spams I have encountered. I checked...
I had a good friend on the telephone last night in tears, her daughter Jane is being bullied at work.This has been going on for the best part of two years. Some how for most of the time she has...
We have owned a piece of land for 28years on which we graze animals. We purchased it with an 8' right of way. Which went diagonally across the garden of a residential property, there was an option for...
A woman was helping her husband to install his new computer. Once they finished the installation, it says to her husband that he must choose a password. Something which he will remember because it...
THE OLDER WOMAN I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot...
An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a patrol officer stopped her. "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back...
Some of you are probably aware of this, but for those of you that are not and especially with Christmas coming, when we expect parcels (if we are lucky). The following has been passed on to me:-...
A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie? The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The...
THE AFGHAN FOOTBALLER The Liverpool manager flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani play football. He is suitably impressed and arranges for the player to come over. Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0...
On a beautiful summer's day, two American tourists were driving through Wales . At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllant ysiliogogoch, they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the...
On more than one occession I have tried to buy for my sister a tree that she likes. 3 years ago I bought what I thought was the tree she wanted, but got it wrong. So I am now determined to get it...
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are...
Woken up last night several times,by an unusual noise , a loud scratching noise , which seemed to be from outside, possibly on the weatherboarding on the end gable of our bedroom. The noise moved from...