Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What...
My friend Harry was sitting in a barbershop when he saw a very sad-looking woman walking a pit-bull, with 25 people behind her. She looked so upset that he went outside to ask her what was the matter....