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Have You Ever Wondered Why You Are Here?

Can anyone give a better answer to this question than Ronnie Barker did in the Two Ronnies? 'because it's summat to do innit'!...

tamborine

The Runner Beans Are Loving The Rain

A happy thought on a rainy morning. and the bees are not at all put off, lovely little fellas nuzzling into the bean flowers. I feel quite benign.

TWR

Your Car!

What made you decide to purchase the model of your car?

sp1814

If You're Thinking About A Film To See This Weekend...

...can I suggest 'Dawn of the Planet of the Apes'. Best special effects I've seen since...Jurassic Park. Absolutely astonishing. After a while, you forget you're looking at motion capture, and...

Neocubes

At around 6:30 pm today my brother called me outside to show me a slow moving object in the sky. It took be at least 10 minutes to find it so that's an indication of how small, and how up it was. It...

Jeza

What Is The Most Annoying.......

Inanimate object. For me it is to pick up a pen that refuses to write and a fag lighter that won't.

inksplotter

Personality Test.

How does a vase sit on a shelf? You see a drum. How does it sound-loud or soft? You see a door. Is it open or closed? You see a piece of paper. Is it on the desk or on the floor? You see two people-do...

deek

When Did This One Way System Open?

What year did this stat operations?

anotheoldgit

Why So Many Threads?

Ah I see it now mikey posts five threads one after the other, could his ploy be to send my earlier threads into 'Room 101' ?

doddsredoubt

Fuji Apples

Can anyone tell me where I can purchase Fuji Apples,I have tried Sasinsbury's Tesco and Morrissons but to no avail. I can get Pink Lady, but Fuji are the sweetest. Thank you for any help....

Prudie

Camera Lens Cover Problem Help

I have an automatic lens cover on my camera - thin plastic triangular plates that fan out from one origin. They sit behind a rigid surround so not easily accessible.The problem is it won't close more...

Chasingcars

Using Ipod In Car

Is it illegal? We know using mobile is. Assuming using radio isn't? How about ipod? Not sure what the Law is on this, or Satnavs for that matter? Would it be detailed in Highway Code?...

EcclesCake

I've Mislaid My Sense Of Humour.....

I would appreciate you looking down the back of your sofas, in the junk drawer in your kitchen or the glory hole you call a utility room. It must be out there somewhere.... Reward for the finder....

Gromit

Heatwave Helth Warning

// A heatwave alert has been issued by health experts, with Brits warned to stay out of the sun between 11am and 3pm; turn off electrical equipment and wear a hat when outdoors. //...

ferlew

Flipping Scary...

Popped to bathroom, for a little tiddle...peeped in the mirror, me ruddy eyebrows have buggered off, not a hair, or a whisker in sight. What the flip has happened?

lidlicker

Keith Lemon

Why has he continually got his hand bandaged?

slinky.kate

Farm Shops

went to get strawberries(pick your own)as the farm shop had closed,i asked 'why' and the reply was they couldn't get staff to work in it .so it was closed.it a shame,as so many people are unemployed,i...

anotheoldgit

What Song Should Our Border Agency Choose To Deter Immigrants Away From The Uk?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/hit-song-la-bestia-about-mexican-death-train-released-by-us-border-agency-to-deter-prospective-migrants-from-making-the-trip-north-9608152.html...

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