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A Gay Has A Tattoo................

A gay man decides to get a tattoo on his buttocks. On arrival at the tattooist he spots a picture of the heavyweight boxer Evander Holyfield. He asked the tattooist, 'Oh! He's my favourite darling....
14:19 Wed 26th Aug 20155 answers, last by Shaglene 17:57 Wed 26th Aug 2015
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A Lady Golfers Duties...........

A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband. He'll be so annoyed if it's not...
09:33 Wed 26th Aug 20152 answers, last by Hopkirk 18:38 Tue 01st Sep 2015
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Little Ralphy..............

LITTLE RALPHY ON MATHS A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, 'None, they will...
09:29 Wed 26th Aug 2015
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Another Viagra...........

I said to the old man, "Why have you only taken half a Viagra?" He said, "It stops me peeing on my slippers."...
09:24 Wed 26th Aug 20159 answers, last by petermic12 12:29 Sat 18th Sep 2021
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Paddy And Mick...........

Paddy and Mick were walking along a street in London . Paddy looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye. The sign read, "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, trousers...
19:12 Tue 25th Aug 20154 answers, last by janbee 05:25 Wed 26th Aug 2015
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A Quickie In The Bushes............

There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and,...
19:05 Tue 25th Aug 20152 answers, last by murraymints 05:29 Wed 26th Aug 2015
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Phone Call................

The phone rings and the wife answers. A pervert, with heavy breathing, says. "I bet you have a tight a*se, with no hair." The woman replies. “Yes, I have. He's watching TV. Who shall I say is...
18:55 Tue 25th Aug 20153 answers, last by janbee 05:27 Wed 26th Aug 2015
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Golf Cart.........

One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay, what's your...
13:44 Mon 24th Aug 20151 answer, last by Sqad 13:45 Mon 24th Aug 2015
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Texting......................

An elderly couple, who had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to...
13:40 Mon 24th Aug 20151 answer, last by cupid04 13:43 Mon 24th Aug 2015
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Who Is Eric?.........

Well, Eric is the geezer who got home late one night: Marilyn his wife was waiting for him with .......... "Where the hell have you been?" Eric replies "I was getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo? What kind...
13:39 Mon 24th Aug 2015
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What Is Celibacy...........

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and...
13:26 Mon 24th Aug 2015
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Five Year Olds.......

Five-year old students are learning to read. Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, "Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!" The teacher took a deep breath, then asked,...
09:37 Fri 21st Aug 20151 answer, last by Canary42 11:23 Fri 21st Aug 2015
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The Fly.................

There once was a happy little fly buzzing around a barn, when she came upon a large pile of fresh cow manure. Since it had been hours since her last meal and she was feeling hunger pangs, she flew...
09:35 Fri 21st Aug 20151 answer, last by janbee 04:13 Sat 22nd Aug 2015
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Breast Or Bottle...................

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor...
09:33 Fri 21st Aug 2015
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The Indian With One Testicle...........

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone...
16:02 Thu 20th Aug 2015
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Antiques Roadshow.............

Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to Antiques Roadshow ”Ooh!” said the presenter. “This is a very rare set produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers, taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of...
15:33 Thu 20th Aug 20156 answers, last by MargoTester 15:49 Thu 20th Aug 2015
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The Dentist.........

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his...
15:31 Thu 20th Aug 20154 answers, last by 1ozzy 01:32 Fri 21st Aug 2015
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The Irish 999 Call...........

An Irish woman is cleaning her husband’s rifle and accidentally shoots him. She immediately dials 999. Irish woman: ''It's my f--ken husband! I've accidentally shot him, I've f--ken killed him!''...
18:29 Wed 19th Aug 20153 answers, last by waterboatman 04:18 Thu 20th Aug 2015
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The Hat................

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach in Jamaica - For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If...
18:25 Wed 19th Aug 20154 answers, last by cupid04 14:00 Thu 20th Aug 2015
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Eve's Side Of The Story.........

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God. 'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the...
18:23 Wed 19th Aug 2015

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