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pusspuss
i paid a visit to my local mental asylum and asked the director how she determined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. "well" said the director we fill up a bathtub with water, then...
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Jbird
My partner is suffering from a blocked ear at the moment. We have been applying ear drops for a few days now and he's talking about suringing it ourselves (he's not & refuses to register with the...
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shanx
waiting to see how her date went .
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knobbyn0nuts
You may have read that wrong what I said a while ago and I can assure you that I wernt dissing you. As it happens many a time on here and many peeps have said this what you write on here that is...
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knobbyn0nuts
Was.
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10071969
i would reckon the best british comedy would have to be only fools and horses
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Petal~flower
1. Ever had one? 2. How did it go? 3. Would you do it again? And I dont mean a date with a blind person
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chappie
If you was a soap opera character, who would you be, and who would you like to be? I'd like to be the black haired girlie behind the bar in Corrie (can't remember her name just now). In truth I'd...
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hanhol
of on our hols on sunday, has anyone ever been here before?
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chappie
I once spotted a hairdressers called Curl Up & Dye!
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Drisgirl
Its just not funny anymore -if its not you thats posting then its someone posting about you -no wonder people give up the ghost !!! The site (yawn -I know) is for everyone but i'm effed if I am gonna...
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shanx
why do i get drawn into sittuations ? trying to help and come out worse ? are you like that ?
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mccfluff
hi all just got in, had a really good day/night out, so how are you all anything good happen to anyone?
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ed2288
Ok, so I've just got back from having a meal with my family which happened to include one of the strangest events I think I've witnessed! We were just parking the car when two shiny black cars swung...
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chappie
Good evening all you super smashing lovely guys and gals on AB. Can you help me with a wee problem? I have been seeing a chap for several months now. We have always been very open and honest with each...
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DotH
but i don't remember all these countries being in europe, do they just invent them for the song contest?
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noknowledge
but you gotta luv the old Wogan
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wizard66
cold callers on the phone, you know the types, double glazing, fitted kitchens, insurance etc. I ask them to hold on as there is someone at the door and then just leave the phone off the hook. We see...
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knobbyn0nuts
As we have to be up at around 4.45 tomorrow morning and I am going to beat bensmum for the first post. Ha Ha. sorry bensmum.
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hanhol
evening all, im trying to think of a name for a busness venture i am starting for the summer, basically theres 2 off us student gardeners (female) who wish to do the gardens off oaps / woman living on...

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