My wife and I were watching Who Wants to be A Millionaire in bed, when I turned to her and asked her "do you wanna have sex?" "No" she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" .....she...
A hunter goes to a forest. He sees a bear and fires at it, but misses. The bear is nowhere to be seen. Suddenly the bear taps him on his shoulder and says, "You tried to kill me, either I'll kill you...
As a new user of facebook, can someone tell me how I can keep my friends private?? I would ask my sons, but they don't know I am on here and they absolutely forbade to join so I would not see their...
I have been looking for a suitable torch for a traveller and I am overwhelmed with the choices I have. There are wind up torches, led, rechargeable etc. Has anyone got any personal recommendations??...
My son had trouble getting to work this morning due to a bomb scare.
One of many and a regular occurrence in London.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/london-bus-bomb-scare-sparks-7943326...
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, all agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honour. "Happy Anniversary Mum & Dad" gushed son number one, a...
A poem by Lloyd Hollett Beyond the gates of heaven, you’ll see all is calm and snowy, They’re all sitting in their chairs, listening to songs by David Bowie. George Martin’s got his work cut...
On most episodes, Steve the burly security guy, has the mick taken out of him by Jeremy. Sometimes it is not even funny and again this morning Jeremy was teasing Steve and I swear, the way Steve...
I have found a long lost friend on facebook. The only problem is I am not on facebook, so using my son's facebook profile can I send a message to her?? If I can will this message be private or...
Apologies for this grisly subject, but something is bothering me greatly and I cannot find suitable answers anywhere. A few years ago, my Mum and I discovered the body of my Aunt and it was the look...
I know this has been posted before, but these updates for Windows 10 is doing my head in. I have now been given a date and have to select a time. I am just not ready, so is it too late??? I am using...
Can someone explain why Jehovahs do not celebrate in any form. My granddaughter had a party and invited her classmate who's mum declined on the grounds that they were Jehovah Witnesses and did not...