One day a wife comes home to her husband with a spectacular diamond ring. "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks. "Well" She replied "My boss and I played the lottery and we won so I bought...
I have a virus in the form of that it opens various other pages that inform I have a virus or it is a rubbish page. I have run my anti virus and nothing is found. It is still happening so do I need to...
Paddy and Mick are walking down the river bank, they both spot a bloke that had been eaten by a crocodile, all that's left is the bloke's head sticking out of the crocodile's mouth, Mick turns round...
Son : "Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father : "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Tina, the neighbour's daughter". Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have...
Speaking to my Chinese neighbour earlier on about tonight's F.A. cup tie, I said if Sutton United win tonight I'll eat my hat!.
To which he replied, " If Sutton United win tonight I'll eat my cat."...
At an Irish wedding reception, the best man caught up in his speech yelled out "Would all the married men please stand next to the person who has made your life worth living" The bartender was almost...
Apologies if this has been discussed before in news, but can someone explain why Trump wants to build a wall to stop Mexicans coming in. Has he given a plausible explanation?? Is it because of...
A very attractive blonde from Cork arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and place a bet of 20,000 euros on a single roll of the dice. She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much...
