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Paddy's Wife

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they...
18:42 Sat 09th Sep 20171 answer, last by Berniecuddles2 19:55 Sat 09th Sep 2017
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Corny

Q: What did the baby corn say to its mum? A: "Where’s my pop corn?"...
16:58 Thu 07th Sep 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 17:35 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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No Sex!!!

Doctor performed a simple medical procedure on his patient, I warned her, "After this, you can’t have sex for at least three days." "Did you hear that?" she asked her husband. "No sex for three...
18:06 Mon 04th Sep 20171 answer, last by cupid04 13:39 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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Soup!!!

Checking the menu, Paddy, a restaurant customer, ordered a bowl of soup. After a couple of spoonfuls, he saw a circle of wetness right under the bowl on the tablecloth. He called over to the waitress...
18:29 Sun 03rd Sep 20173 answers, last by zebo 08:46 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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The New Ee Advert

In this advert, Duncan makes me laugh with his dancing!!!! http://www.thedrum.com/news/2017/07/27/kevin-bacon-ee-ad-campaign-takes-flight-with-free-apple-music-deal...
18:03 Sat 02nd Sep 2017
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Burglar Bill

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant. “No, no no!”...
14:36 Sat 02nd Sep 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 19:39 Sat 02nd Sep 2017
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Lost Luggage

I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage, but I lost the case!!
20:42 Fri 01st Sep 201720 answers, last by Spicerack 13:52 Sat 02nd Sep 2017
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Skechers

Has anybody got a pair of these, especially the Go Walk ones?? Are they comfy as they make out?...
19:30 Thu 31st Aug 20177 answers, last by Buenchico 20:27 Tue 12th Sep 2017
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Hole

A hole has appeared in the ladies’ changing rooms at the local sports centre. Police are looking into it!!...
15:12 Sat 26th Aug 20177 answers, last by mallyh 11:58 Sun 27th Aug 2017
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My Girlfriend

My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."...
15:08 Fri 25th Aug 20172 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:37 Fri 25th Aug 2017
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Filibustering....

Do you what this is??? Try the quiz to see other political terms http://news.sky.com/story/do-you-know-what-filibustering-is-well-its-not-a-sex-act-11002281...
13:38 Thu 24th Aug 201711 answers, last by Caran 22:08 Thu 24th Aug 2017
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Question On Behalf Of Mr A.

Can a cat5 cable, an Ethernet be used in place of a scart lead?
19:48 Tue 22nd Aug 20171 answer, last by Ellipsis 21:26 Tue 22nd Aug 2017
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Empty Milk Bottle

Mick opens Paddy's fridge and says "Why do you keep an empty bottle of milk in here Paddy?" Paddy replies "In case someone wants a black coffee, ye thick ***!"...
12:15 Fri 18th Aug 20171 answer, last by Berniecuddles2 12:22 Fri 18th Aug 2017
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Cannot Connect My Email To Phone

I have a sony xperia and all of a sudden my main email has gone weird. I deleted and tried to connect again using steps here...
21:18 Sun 13th Aug 20174 answers, last by Old_Geezer 06:49 Mon 14th Aug 2017
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Did You Hear.......................................................................

Did you hear about the short-sighted doctor who tried to perform a circumcision? He missed, and he got the sack.
10:42 Sat 12th Aug 2017
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U2

When I’m listening to U2, I turn down the treble a little bit. Just to take The Edge off!...
14:33 Fri 11th Aug 20177 answers, last by weecalf 19:34 Fri 11th Aug 2017
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Washing Up The Dishes..........................

Do you still wash and dry your dishes or you are lucky enough to have a dish washer. I myself wash and dry the dishes. Not sure if I want a dishwasher after hearing some friends moan about them. My...
14:30 Fri 11th Aug 201762 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:30 Sat 12th Aug 2017
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Marmite

I spotted a Marmite van on the motorway. It was heading yeastbound!!
12:51 Thu 10th Aug 20176 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:04 Thu 10th Aug 2017
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Ladies And Their Wigs!!!

Watching various athletes and looking at Denise Lewis, it seems to be the in thing to wear a wig!! I cannot help wondering as I don't wear a wig, do they take them off at night?? Do they even get...
21:36 Sun 06th Aug 201731 answers, last by tamborine 16:56 Mon 07th Aug 2017
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Tv Question

I have 2 tv's with freeview. One of them you can get all the channels, but other tv I cannot get channels such as film4+1, 5usa+1 and some others. I have constantly retuned but the channels not...
12:33 Thu 03rd Aug 201710 answers, last by -SharonA- 20:24 Thu 03rd Aug 2017

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