Paddy's Wife

[-SharonA-]

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says:
"I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. This week I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."

Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

"No I'm serious. Yesterday I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

[Berniecuddles2]

Lol hope he whipped the jockey into shape!