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Wetherspoons

I am in Wetherspoons and there is a heated atmosphere due to Wetherspoons announcing that staff will not be wearing poppies this year due to multiculturalism!! Some folks are up in arms. I cannot see...
18:50 Thu 26th Oct 201731 answers, last by Old_Geezer 14:11 Sat 28th Oct 2017
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Alright For Some!!!!

The civil servant responsible for increasing the state pension age to 67 is Retiring at 61 with a £1.8 million pension pot. He will receive £85,000 a year and a lump sum of £245,000 He's the...
12:23 Sat 21st Oct 201740 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 09:37 Sun 22nd Oct 2017
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Inappropriate Funeral Songs

My friend was telling me how she went to a funeral and one of the songs played was 'O Happy Day!!!!' What songs do you think inappropriate for a funeral???...
17:14 Fri 13th Oct 201726 answers, last by Hopkirk 05:35 Sat 14th Oct 2017
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Old Paddy

I was in Ireland recently and chatting to old Paddy about how Ireland has changed. "What about County Down?" I asked. He said "it's not the same since Carol Vorderman left!"...
20:14 Thu 12th Oct 20177 answers, last by zebo 07:49 Fri 13th Oct 2017
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Strange Woman

I had a strange woman approach me earlier, she insisted that she recognised me from some local Vegetarian Club....but I have never met herbivore!!
19:58 Wed 11th Oct 20177 answers, last by zebo 21:30 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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Irish Rastafarian

What do you call an Irish Rastafarian????? Ea-monn!...
15:16 Sun 08th Oct 20171 answer, last by Berniecuddles2 17:43 Sun 08th Oct 2017
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Little Johnny

A second year teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked; “Johnny what is your problem?” He answered, “I’m too smart for the second year. It’s boring here, my...
12:51 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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Pancakes

A young couple took their two-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather...
17:13 Wed 04th Oct 20172 answers, last by albaqwerty 11:49 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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The Zoo

I tried calling the zoo today......... but the lion was busy!
14:56 Tue 03rd Oct 201710 answers, last by Patsy33 17:18 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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£167 Million Rollover Lottery!!!!!

The Euro Millions lottery has rolled over for the eight time and stands at a whopping £167 mill. Would you like to see one winner or 167 people each winning a million??? I would like to see the...
13:20 Tue 03rd Oct 201748 answers, last by ladybirder 21:53 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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The Interview

Telephone Interviewer: “Hi, I am carrying out interviews to see if you are interested in our latest product. Can I interview you?” Man: “Yes!” Interviewer: “Name?” Man: “Abdul Al...
11:03 Mon 02nd Oct 2017
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Italian Man

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. “Of course, my son,” said the priest. “Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a...
12:02 Sun 01st Oct 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 12:06 Sun 01st Oct 2017
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Humpty Dumpy

Breaking news....... Humpty Dumpty has been found dead. Next of Kinder has been informed....
12:15 Sat 30th Sep 201716 answers, last by tonyav 19:21 Sun 01st Oct 2017
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The Bed

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.
12:04 Fri 29th Sep 20175 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 12:13 Fri 29th Sep 2017
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In The Restaurant

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of the men said to the other, “Please help yourself.” The other one said...
15:29 Tue 26th Sep 20173 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:29 Tue 26th Sep 2017
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Book On Birds

I have written a book on birds..... They're flying off the shelves!!!!...
11:53 Sat 23rd Sep 201717 answers, last by emmie 15:30 Tue 26th Sep 2017
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Laver Cup

Does anyone know if this is being shown on tv today? Watched it yesterday on Sky, but cannot find it anywhere today....
11:52 Sat 23rd Sep 20172 answers, last by -SharonA- 12:08 Sat 23rd Sep 2017
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Charles Dickens

Charles Dickens walked into an inn and ordered a martini. The barkeep asked him if he wanted "Olive or twist?"...
12:30 Sat 16th Sep 20176 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:28 Sun 17th Sep 2017
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God

Little Johnny asked his Mum, "does God use the bathroom?" "No, what a funny question!" Said Mum. Then why did Dad say this morning, "Oh, God, are you still in there?"...
12:53 Tue 12th Sep 20173 answers, last by murraymints 07:19 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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Amazon Icon On Kindle

Hi, I am hoping kindle users can help. On selecting the shopping icon on my Kindle fire, it always opens up the U.S. version. Is there anyway I can change this so that the English version appears?...
21:42 Sun 10th Sep 20172 answers, last by -SharonA- 22:19 Sun 10th Sep 2017

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