Good evening! Last year we entered a charity dog show and dressed up as a hot dog. The crowd loved it and we bagged second prize. This year, we are again taking on our arch-nemesis (a dog dressed as a...
That is where I have been for the past few weeks but I am now back at home and feeling fine. A few weeks ago Mr O found me unconscious on the living room floor. I was whisked off to hospital and was...
Only a chap has invited me to meet him at the Bat Conference and that is the only description he's given me. Remembering the look of fright on the face of the stranger in a pub whose bottom I patted...
Mr A has just caught sight of me topping and tailing my sprouts and given me a firm warning to make sure none ends up on his plate!!!
Me, I love em!! What about you????...
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello , and too old to really understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please...
Mr A has done something to his gmail account and is panicking. It won't open completely, it get half way and freezes, this is the opening bar. When he was last in his email he was downloading...
Syria that is ......the guy who sadly lost his family and seemed to have no problems in going back to Syria for the funeral, which judging by all the pics i saw yesterday was a "mass media event"....
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/shopping-and-consumer-news/11843472/Aldi-changes-crackers-packaging-as-it-spells-out-C-word.html This is funny, The Telegraph are very careful to only refer to it as...
43 minutes for me before I am free Got a weekend packed with ironing, packing my worldly goods and babysitting I really do hope you all have a great one whether your working or not With one thing and...
I have been googling for an internet only deal and found a string of sites claiming to list a choice of providers. However, when you go to them, all the ones I have checked so far offer a choice of...
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The...
....the NTLive production of The Beaux' Stratagem......a play I didn't know at all. Brilliant! Laughed til it hurt....as did the other thirty people in the cinema....such a shame. Fantastic...
Anyway, it certainly looks and feels like it. Forty-two degrees with the humidex. I think that it's time for a very slow amble across the field in an endeavor to cool off in the air-conditioned...
Apologies if this subject has already been touched on, but I've just read it. 'The Queen plans to celebrate her milestone next month – when she becomes the longest-reigning Monarch – by honouring...
