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legendshuge
are you lot gonna be sad and stay on here or go out and meet somepeople???????!!!%%!! come on get off your sad botts and leave this place for at least one night ffs!
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hangingbrain
i went in my bedrom, peled back the covers only to see a nice trimmed beaver in front of me. i jut dont know what i should do. lick it and hopes she wakes up or just sleep by her side like any normal...
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sir.knobby
Has leg persuaded you yet to come to grief in the reef next year. Anyway dedicated to you here is one of my favourite songs by jefferson starship who were originally called jefferson airplane and in...
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hangingbrain
so had a date last night with this broad and everything went well and she was wild in the sack. however i invited her around tonight and she drank loads of vodka, got really drunk, started crying...
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EngTeach
Going to a Halloween Party later. Settled on a 'Tavern Wench' costume. Not much choice when you wait for the last minute. There is always a bunch at this party who dress as a group. One year they were...
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sir.knobby
Please
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sir.knobby
Favourite flavour of fish?
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SIRandyraven
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewIte m&rd=1&item=220300551504&ssPageName=STRK:MEWN: IT&ih=012 Anyone suggest what I can spend it on ?
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hangingbrain
im v v v v v v v v v v v v horney. should i wake her up and have very bad sex or wait till the morning? man girls i dont understand
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sara3
some idiot keeps ringing me and singing "Prince Charming" and "Stand and Deliver" down the phone. I keep telling him to f*** off, but he's adamant.
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SIRandyraven
If you could lock a famous person in your loft , who would it be and why ? I need to let JJ out of my loft. she is costing me too much money in vodka and chocolate.
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sleepyj
dont forget the clocks go back ..wow a extra hour in bed ..what will u do with your extra hour ? i will sleep mine ..
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sir.knobby
stokemaveric thank you so much for your tip earlier on about crowded house I had ?20 on it and took 8-1and it has just romped home. Luvvly jublee
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cully
Is this Melanie Sykes in the Morrisons ad?
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DONNA1458
I have had really painful neck and shoulders for a week now, its not my bed i have a tempur mattress, I havent had any injurie and I don't think it's my posture I have taken iburofen and paracetamol...
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SIRandyraven
Whats the most money you have ever found ? I once found ?15,000 in a phone box. Only joking ..... I once found a ?20 note on the floor of the bookies.
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mrs.chappie
Only just noticed it - a spellchecker we can use on here. Wizzo eh folks? (Or is it just me, getting over-excited?)
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SIRandyraven
Whats the most money you have ever lost ? I put ?50 on a horse once and lost the lot. Gordon Brown , invested ?27,000,000,000 in Bank shares two weeks ago and so far has lost 25% of his gamble.
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leggymessiah
In your life have you felt or found real joy / happiness ? And has your life brought joy / happiness to others lives ? Take your time and think about it folks : 0 I
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bigmamma
Help please Ethel if you're around . My step-father hasn't got any internet at his home but when one of my relatives was there last year he had a thing stuck out of the usb port on his lappy and was...

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