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4getmenot

lucky me

Had a knock on the door from postie this morning to sign a letter, always scares me when I get a letter to sign for but it was £75.00 worth of free fuel!! The other week I had £162.00...
12:30 Sat 05th May 201212 answers, last by 4getmenot 14:10 Sun 06th May 2012
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Essaitch57

WH Smith & Sons

A man walked into WH Smith & Sons and asks "Have you got the new self-help book for men with small penises" The girl behind the counter said: "I don't think it is in yet". He...
12:36 Fri 04th May 20125 answers, last by Jemisa 22:00 Fri 04th May 2012
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Smowball

Boy lost in supermarket....

Cant find his mum anywhere. A security guard spots him wandering around and asks him whats wrong. "I've lost my mum" says the boy "What's she like?" says guard "Big d*cks and...
14:33 Fri 04th May 20126 answers, last by Jemisa 21:33 Fri 04th May 2012
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Smowball

Losing will to live with Blackberry 9300............and Vodafone

Even though we live in a busy area, our Vodafone signal has always been bad, yet when my phone was due for an upgrade I was assured that the problem was being dealt with and so I stuck with vodafone...
14:08 Thu 03rd May 20124 answers, last by Dudley 12:50 Tue 08th May 2012
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EvianBaby

Bianca - Lottery Ticket

I remember ages ago there was a scene with Bianca and a couple of other people talking. She had a scratch card or lottery ticket and she stuffed it into her pocket. Then nothing was ever said of it...
09:06 Wed 02nd May 20121 answer, last by Smowball 14:42 Fri 04th May 2012
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tinkerbell23

Propranolol

Ill run out over the bank holiday... Called docs to ask for it to be on repeat as ive to take regularly.. She said ill prob have to go in to be seen by doc - just waiting on a call back!! Once when i...
14:17 Fri 04th May 201228 answers, last by tinkerbell23 19:59 Fri 04th May 2012
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maggiebee

Sickening

Just heard on the news that police are hunting for the person who attacked a 94 year old as she slept. The poor woman has a fractured skull and a finger was almost severed. She is seriously ill in...
11:05 Fri 04th May 201217 answers, last by headwreck 15:00 Fri 04th May 2012
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Ric.ror

How long have you been on here?

My first post was 2004
13:25 Fri 04th May 201234 answers, last by Ric.ror 13:27 Tue 08th May 2012
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Smowball

Your first txt of the day.......

Was listening to radio this morning and they had a funny section where they asked listeners to text in the first txt that came through when they switched on their mobiles this morning. Some were so...
13:30 Fri 04th May 201231 answers, last by Baldric 19:37 Fri 04th May 2012
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Essaitch57

Good Times

MY wife asked me if I could show her a good time? So I showed her some photos of me and my mates before I got married!!!!!!!!
12:38 Fri 04th May 20124 answers, last by littleja 00:45 Sun 06th May 2012
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marval

Einstein

Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but it's the best we can do and you will...
13:54 Fri 04th May 20125 answers, last by roger 22:39 Fri 04th May 2012
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zebo

Tax Returns

This was on Phrases, but seeing I've tried to take out the spaces and make it look better, thought I'd put it here too!!! A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file...
14:07 Fri 04th May 20128 answers, last by Jemisa 21:44 Fri 04th May 2012
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robert551069

Jeremy Kyle show 3/5/12

He told a young lady yesterday, who had failed the lie detector test, that he could see, immediately she came on the set, that she was guilty of cheating on her boyfriend.. It is easy for him to say...
07:25 Fri 04th May 201213 answers, last by fredkins 01:16 Sun 06th May 2012
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echokilo

Duplicate dreams!

3 nights ago a friend and I dreamt virtually the same dream. We didn't speak immediately before sleeping and were 6 miles apart. I dreamt she was being held in a 1930s semi by a man in a long coat...
19:05 Thu 03rd May 20126 answers, last by echokilo 04:24 Sun 06th May 2012
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albaqwerty

A late tea at 3

jam doughnuts are a no-no in case the jam gets on Nora's new carpets. The rest of us can have at least one, and there a a few with cream in too. I've planked the gin for Craft's personal use....
14:23 Thu 03rd May 201221 answers, last by joggerjayne 15:36 Thu 03rd May 2012
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pidget

CSA

Ex has decided to be a real Salads Chef, fed up of things being on his terms so now think I will go to CSA (I'm sure they're not known by that anymore). We have been apart for almost 10 yrs and have 3...
23:26 Wed 02nd May 20127 answers, last by mandy22 18:02 Thu 03rd May 2012
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Smowball

Anybody else spot the eastenders blooper on Monday??

In the square Aflie and Roxy are doing a BBQ in the sunshine, bright blue sky, lovely day. Suddenly Kim announces over a loudhailer that she is offering free drinks to celebrate the B & B re...
14:18 Thu 03rd May 20129 answers, last by tiggerblue10 16:57 Fri 04th May 2012
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islasmum

What is meant when mobile phone.....

I'm looking for a mobile for OH's birthday and when looking for one I see that some are described as "unlocked" what does this actually mean? I just want to buy the phone to replace his old...
16:46 Wed 02nd May 20125 answers, last by frozengal 06:59 Tue 07th May 2013
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Smowball

What I want to buy versus what I need to buy......house/gardenwise

I want to buy a big silver mirror and large fluffy rug for my lounge, but I need to replace my garden table and chairs. I want to buy new blonds for my bedroom and bathroom, but I need to replace my...
13:36 Wed 02nd May 201220 answers, last by em10 15:01 Wed 02nd May 2012
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Smowball

Naked sleepwalking.....

I very occasionally sleepwalk, and the other night I came downstairs in my sleep and lay on the sofa, where I awoke in the morning. Not that bad you may think, except for the fact that I sleep naked!...
19:26 Tue 01st May 201213 answers, last by Smowball 13:12 Wed 02nd May 2012

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