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Psybbo
Just been in Motoring and the lovely owls have disappeared.
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jadexxx
hi, ok well i was arrested for s of burglery bcoz of a phone i had which was given to me by my xbfriend he told me the fne came from his neice and it turned out to b stolen so i was arrested and...
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Smowball
Think thats what they are called. Who actually issues them and how do prove that you have NOT been served/given one??
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Cockney_si
Not seen my ex for 2 months, but once today and once last week I have seen my ex out and about, last week I was deliberately going to places to avoid seeing her and ironically, still saw her. She...
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mrs_overall
Mr O is in from work and asked me if I had looked in a mrror recently. Snce 8am this morning I have had one perfectly made up eye and one eye with no make up on. Argh!
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Mick-Talbot
and pieface...... I.m off out to meet my German friends, do you think I should ask them why they blew my grandads legs off ?...
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Jeza
What really pi$$es me off when shopping is when the shelf price is different to what you are charged. I have just checked my receipt and was charged 69p for an item advertised as 49p. I'm not short of...
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albaqwerty
white wine in the fridge, red is decanted, beer is next to the fridge and the coffee machine is percolating nicely. Tea pot is full. Plain scones, fruit scones,s cream and strrawberry jam available....
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cupid04
No sooner had mr. c told me there was a troll alert, then zap it was gone? Why do I always miss them? Who's the fastest zapper in town then?...
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Mick-Talbot
their first question even without looking. Am I right ?...
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Sweetjanet
Hi, my boyfriend keeps demanding anal sex from me which i find pretty disgusting but he won't stop so just want to give it to him to shut him up, are there any tips you can give me and is it dangerous...
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mrs_overall
I had a minor procedure yesterday involving a 2.5" cut. When I changed the dressing this morning I was horrified to find the roughest looking suturing I have ever seen. The edges of the skin are...
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Smowball
Do you think he gets better with age? I do!
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AB Editor
Afternoon, Anyone else fancy having a go on the new mobile site? We currently have around 20-30 users testing, we'd like to double or triple that for the next testing batch. Want to see our work in...
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tinkerbell23
Started off ok!! Had a nice chat with my best friend who is popping in tomorrow with her wee baby! And booked a friend to come and do my nails as a treat i think i deserve... Thought id knock up a wee...
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Smowball
Why do men want to cook when they get in late at night from the pub, when they are half cut? Has to involve a frying pan and lots of oil, oh and they never cook at any other time. And then they leave...
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juhurst27
hi, i bought an e-tablet from a person on ebay, it was a basic cheap unknown brand for 125 pounds,new. the 'free' keyboard did not work, the tablet was unresponsive when i pressed it etc, when i...
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Sqad
At one time, "guys" were the fellows and the women were just nothing or perhaps "dolls," but now both sexes are "guys." When did this change come about?...
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spotsandstripes
Met a guy online and all seemed really well. last night he then told me he wouldn't be deleting any of his online dating profiles because he 'cant remember the passwords' (online three days ago) and...
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Joanne130
My boyfriend has a friend he has known since childhood, last weekend we had a small party at ours, his friend followed me into the kitchen & touched me on the bum then put his arms around my...

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