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hippyhoppy

Harsh...

went to visit a friend in hospital for a jovial chat and general chinwag to encounter her barely concious and (scarily) looking like my mother the day before she popped her cloggs - last week she was...
18:45 Tue 03rd Apr 201220 answers, last by rowanwitch 09:53 Wed 04th Apr 2012
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Smowball

Proofreading must be a dying art...... lol

Below are true newspapers headlines/titles that were printed:I was sent this as an email.. "Man kills self before shooting wife and daughter" After editor was notified of this it him 3...
14:17 Tue 03rd Apr 201212 answers, last by MarkRae 23:49 Tue 03rd Apr 2012
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tinkerbell23

Things that are great in the morning

1.chocolate 2. Sex Ive had chocolate this morning.....doh! 1/2 aint bad x...
09:16 Tue 03rd Apr 201244 answers, last by tinkerbell23 00:14 Thu 05th Apr 2012
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maggiebee

More Texts

Sent my friend one of zabado's jokes from yesterday..... "Today is National premature ejaculation day . . . . . . .It was supposed to be tomorrow but . . . . . . . . .." She texted me back...
12:36 Tue 03rd Apr 20122 answers, last by Smowball 14:19 Tue 03rd Apr 2012
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Nodger

Wash at 30 degrees

Don't know if this is the right place to ask this (Home & Garden? Technology?) but I'll plough on. Partner has nice M & S overcoat, v. smart from their Collezione collection- ie not exactly...
15:57 Mon 02nd Apr 201214 answers, last by woofgang 05:25 Wed 04th Apr 2012
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plinth

Is it legal to wear this t-shirt in the UK (depicting the Queen).

Hello I want this t-shirt but I remember being told defacing the Queen is illegal a long long time ago (I googled but I cannot find the law/act). I just want to make sure I'm not gonna get in serious...
21:14 Sun 01st Apr 201223 answers, last by mrs.chappie 21:18 Tue 03rd Apr 2012
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Traci66

Conversation between two three year olds.

Mason. "Billan, do you want to play out?" Dylan, "My name is Dylan" M. "I said Billan." D. "Dylan not Billan, d, d, dis for Dylan." M. (really irate now)...
14:35 Mon 02nd Apr 201211 answers, last by Ann86 23:22 Tue 03rd Apr 2012
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naomi24

Are all men messy?

My husband loves cooking - and he's good at it - but I dread the aftermath. He made a two pan dish the other night - and the kitchen looked like a bomb had hit it!
08:44 Mon 02nd Apr 201224 answers, last by ummmm 11:29 Mon 02nd Apr 2012
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zingara

Hi whilst icing my injuries I thought I'd ask for advice etc. Anyway I played hockey today (field) as I do most weeks. Recently my heel has felt rather bruised but as a rule I just take ibuprofen, stretch the area and ice it once in a while.

Hi I'm whilst icing my injury I thought I'd ask for advice etc. Anyway, I played hockey today (field) as I do most weeks. Recently my heel has felt rather bruised but as a rule I just take ibuprofen,...
13:08 Sat 31st Mar 20128 answers, last by Smowball 09:59 Mon 02nd Apr 2012
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Smowball

Why does drinking at lunchtime go right to your head??

Well mine anyway. Hubbie took me out for lunch today, I had just one glass of wine whilst waiting for meal and one with meal yet went straight to my head. Was faling asleep in car on way home(no I...
17:28 Sat 31st Mar 201214 answers, last by boxtops 09:41 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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4getmenot

saved myself loads of money today

Normally I go to Tesco or Waitrose for a food shop and even when not doing a huge shop I spend £80-£100 a week and come home with not many meals at all. Ivejust walked uptown and round the...
14:33 Sat 31st Mar 201230 answers, last by mojay 07:29 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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Traci66

I must be mad ...

Have volunteered to have the three grandsons for the week, one arrived this morning, the other two will be here shortly. If I'm not mad now I'm sure I will be by the end of the week.
15:55 Sat 31st Mar 20126 answers, last by daffy654 18:53 Sat 31st Mar 2012
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wiggal

Weekend on my own, trying to get used to it!

Hey all! So, my better half is at a stag do this weekend, and so it is just me, the cats & the axolotls! I am not used to being on my own, but need to start getting used to it as he is going to be...
16:10 Sat 31st Mar 201223 answers, last by Maidup 22:55 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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craft1948

I have been barred from the Co-op!!

I have apparently been barred from the local Co-op for being rude and aggressive towards one of the checkout 'ladies'. I wouldn't mind but the 'lady' in question would make Attila the Hun seem like...
16:32 Fri 30th Mar 2012114 answers, last by tiggerblue10 17:34 Mon 16th Apr 2012
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Smowball

is it too early for a cheeky tipple??

A chilled lager is calling me......! Nope, its far too early.............isnt it?? : )...
15:31 Fri 30th Mar 201252 answers, last by gness 22:27 Fri 30th Mar 2012
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irban

LOAD OF TOSH

I have just clicked on to Chatterbank for the very first time. What a load of old rubbish
16:08 Fri 30th Mar 201240 answers, last by lady-janine 22:25 Fri 30th Mar 2012
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sexymama2

help help help

I dated a guy for 5yrs, 2mths to our wedding l caught him with a girl having sex.I told him its over, he pleaded n pleaded even my mum plead on his behalf n he promised nt to do it again ever. We got...
15:50 Fri 30th Mar 201236 answers, last by Kiki-frog 19:28 Fri 30th Mar 2012
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Smowball

How to start running if you simply cant!

I know it sounds daft, but I simply cant seem to run. Ive tried several times over the last 2 years, I even got a plan when i trained for the Race for Life - ie walk mins run 2 mins etc, but mt chest...
13:30 Fri 30th Mar 201223 answers, last by SpikeyBush 21:15 Thu 05th Apr 2012
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Smowball

Fuel shortage gone mental in smowballs town!

Good god, the garage 200 metres from my house had a fuel delivery this morning - they had been empty for two days! We now have motorists queueing down the road, around the roundabout, blocking exit...
13:27 Fri 30th Mar 201215 answers, last by vulcan42 16:10 Fri 30th Mar 2012
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Cockney_si

Looking miserable.

I've been trying to keep myself busy of late and inside feel happy most of the time, but before I went to sleep last night I looked in the mirror. I seem to have lost my glow, my face is looking...
09:18 Wed 28th Mar 201213 answers, last by Smowball 21:33 Wed 28th Mar 2012

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