I appear to be having a run of not-good luck. The car wouldn't start - needed a new battery (car's festive present sorted then). Came home and key broke in front door lock. Have just tried to play a...
it was a dark freezing morning and i was de-icing the car,my daughter shouts through the door...''dad do mine will you?''...so i proceeded to de-ice and scrape the windows on her car..and then all of...
One sandwich short of a picnic A few beers short of a six-pack As nutty as a fruit cake As mad as a hatter He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas Tree...
Now you're awake this should be easy - - - -
There are 6 eggs in a basket, - 6 people each take one egg
How can it be then that one egg is left in the basket???
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A woman has just said on the Jeremey Kyle show this morning that she could not keep her obese daughters weight down when she was young years ago as there was no low fat food around then. I would have...
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it incredibly irritating that half the country seems to have adopted this "raised intonation" accent, like every time they speak they put a question...
i have been sneezing all afternoon, runny nose, tired eyes and feeling sleepy, my nose is kinda sore. (after blowing my nose every 5 mins) i thought it might be dust allergy as i have been hoovering...
following on from me just posting in the phobia thread saying i have a phobia about stitches.... i am heavily tattooed.... ive sat for sometimes 5 hours with just the odd cig break, i have tattoos in...
I burnt the roof of my mouth on a pizza that was slightly hotter than the sun, last night. It's now seriously hampering my tea and coffee drinking abilities. I need the help of a medical professional....
Is there anything I can do to either stop the ends of my fingers splitting (tiny little cuts that run vertically up from the nails) or to make them heal quicker. I've only got one at the moment but I...
hello, i bought two duck legs from sainsburys ( it was on offer!) But i dont know what to or how to cook it? anyone have any good recipe? i love it crispy but i dont mind, but i dont want duck in...
Ran out of salt today, had to have tomatoes in my sandwiches saltless also mashed potatoes later, went for the pepper good flavouring but still missed the salt, I know most foods are full of salt, I...
I was born in and live in the UK at the minute. Im an eighth English, an eighth Scottish, a Quarter Mallorcan (Catalan Spanish) and Half Danish, what nationality, aswell as race am i considered to...