Was just googling "clocking off" and mistyped it, can you imagine what images came up, I am traumatised. Now if ever the police want to check my computer they will think I am a dirty old woman!...
......... and his dear wife. Hope I have the date correct Jack? I expect you will both be celebrating your extra special wedding anniversary together in the care home where your wife now lives, I hope...
Sitting in my car this morning , I noticed a young woman standing , having a fag in the doorway of a premises . A short while later a young lady , whoom I can only describe as gorgeous , ( she must...
A couple plan to wed abroad as part of a 2 week holiday in the carribean with family. The bride is very excited and is looking forward to her dream day (as many women tend to). Now, the groom's dad...
I don't know if I'm being overly sensitive, just picky or what. I have 2 grandsons age 7 and 10 and every time they come over they go right to my refrigerator and begin asking for things and eating...
I've heard of having a ferret in your trousers but this is a new one on me !.
http://news.uk.msn.com/trending-blog/air-hostess-accused-of-smuggling-rats-in-her-pants...
Could anyone on the answerbank help me please,where could I purchase a toothpaste sqeezer,where you put the item on the end of a toothpaste and gradually roll the toothpaste up to get virtually every...
Does anyone know how much per litre household water costs through a water meter please? We have just moved house and find to our horror that there's a water meter and have no idea who the water...
Nine times table. Call all digits fingers...no thumbs. Place your hands, palms down on a table. Fingers from left to right are one to ten. Tuck the index finger of your left hand under. This is the...
My daughter has been complaining of toothache. I took her to the dentist but it was a complete disaster. She refused to open her mouth and was extremely distressed - as was the poor dentist! He said...
I had an appointment at 2pm today, at the vets with my spaniel, Jack, He has been a bit off colour for the last few days, We had a lovely walk on the beach on sunday, monday night he wasn't that...
Spotted an advert on local town website. no reason to beleive its fake - but then again. House Sitter Needed - September - (8th Jul 2013 11:57:30) 'Looking for some one to house sit for a week in mid....
Yay! never had internet while camping before, and its great. Arrived thurs and the sun hasnt gone in hardly at all. Too hot, but gorgeous. Just wanted to say hi before 12 o/c bedtime! Were on the edge...
is having her surgery tomorrow.....so fingers crossed and lots of good thoughts for all to go well. Do also spare a thought for the poor doctors...Lord, that woman has some sense of humour ever when...
First time in 3 months I've worn tights (or stockings, for sqad), first time I've set an alarm, first time I've properly had to use my brain in 3 months. Work Dress is now too big - yeh! Forgot...
If we and our parents were to name our children after the place were we/they were concieved. What would be your.their names.
I would probably be 3/9d`s...
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