..... a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that creature outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to...
.....meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About £20." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to...
Following on from my A to Z, Abers, I thought that I'd pose a harder one for you. Beginning with any letter in the alphabet, from the top of your head, see how many words you can think of with that...
the one with the spained and twisted ligaments feels like its on fire and is feeling heavy - I've kept it supported and using my cream and resting it as best I can - should I worry and get it seen to...
A mother taught her son to go to the bathroom by the numbers. "1. Open your fly. 2. Take out your equipment. 3. Pull back the skin. 4. Do your business. 5. Let the skin forward. 6. Stow your...
I dont want to start any sexist debates. I am wondering, given the vast life experiences we can bring to this to this site, what are the undeniable differences between men and women in your opinion?...
Haven't watched this for ages - just flicked it n quick while I'm unpacking, just in time to see an 18 year old become the first male quarter-millionaire. Well done lad, spend wisely. Seems a nice...
Never heard of Raelism until I saw it in today's Gaurdian ::: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ra%C3%ABlism How can any sane, educated person actually believe this nonsense. It makes Scientology look...
Glorious Twelfth ...
How long does it take for the grouse to get down to the south coast?
In time for dinner tomorrow, maybe?
Ker Blam ... wooo! ... yummers!...
If we did what all the ABLW's wanted and gave Gib to the Spanish against the wishes of 99.99999% of the population? Ditto the Falklands to the Argies? Is it ok to ignore human rights if it's for the...
I keep seeing this phrase written as above, referring to people who have absolutely no interest in something. Surely it should be 'couldn't care less'?...
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/421416/EU-threat-to-Made-In-Britain-labels Is there no end to EU crazy legislation? /// Products with parts from several different countries would have their origin...
we are due to start decorating the hall with wallpaper, laying a new wooden floor and new skirting boards. Just not sure in which order to do it. Do we wallpaper first then put the floor down and then...
It was simply awful. Was this supposed to be just for children or has BBC just given up on Saturday night entertainment. Bring back Seaside Special for the summer
Inadvertently watched an ad earlier and saw a roller coaster that no one is EVER going to get me on - http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nbhjx7yk2Yo&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dnbhjx7yk2Yo (it's a very short...