"Sqad - on the goodbye kiss - stick your tongue right down her throat and whisper "It's been a pleasure having you..." " salla, I found the above difficult to do simultaneously as it sounded like:...
Day 4. Taken them both out for breakfast at the harbour and just got back. They are now off to a shoe factory and are staying out for lunch...........yessssss!!!!! Last night had to go up to her...
I have just been informed that as a result of Dating Websites, some men, having realised that they have dated a "dog" go to the toilet half way through the evening and disappear out of the back door....
Just arrived back from airport and am p1ssed off already. "you can't go to meet Lynn, looking like that, change your shirt immediately" "You are driving too fast" "Hurry up the plane will have landed"...
"squad were you a nurse " puddi my love, thank you for your enquiry. At the weekend I offer the following facilities: 1)Policeman....with or without helmit 2) Construction Worker 3) Nurse....male or...
First it was Lord Mandelson with the green liquid, now Sir Fred Goodwin's home has been vandalised. Whatever you think of these people, this way of showing disdain is a dangerous route to follow.
Well I am back....just. I kept a stiff upper lip (the only part of me that was stiff !!!) and shouted "Women and children first" The syringe was about a foot long and when the needle went in, I...
How about a piece of humble pie from me? I started the "aspirin" thread to wind you up got a bit OTT and didn't know how to extract myself. So: " I apologise unreservedly for my unreasonable and...
Well the "Good Samaritan",,,the Sammy" as we affectionately called it was used by all the medical students and newly qualified doctors at the "London" and you celebrated there when you passed your...
For all the ABers that have just come in from wasting your time away from your PC, I have to warn you that your have missed the following threads: Pasty has boarded the plane ...........? in...