to attract the oppossite sex???...a girl i knew [and liked in the 70s] had a crush om starsky of starsky and hutch,so i went and had a perm done to look like him,or so i thought,..when she saw me she...
a bloke walks into a bar carrying a crocodile under 1 arm and a chicken under the other he sits them on a barstool ''a pint of lager please'' he orders and then the crocodile chips in ''and ill have a...