there is a bright green comet visible for the next week or so...it is comet2009r1 look north north west you will see a bright yellow star low down in the sky [capella]....and the comet will pass as a...
an 85 year old guy who was marrird to a 20 year old woman went to the doctors,the doctor says to him ''right i need a sperm sample,a urine sample and a stool sample'' the old guy being rather deaf...
a dog walks into an ironmongers ''id like a job please'' he said to the owner...''we dont hire dogs why dont you try the circus?''...replied the owner of the shop...''the circus?? now what would the...