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Strobellight

My mate just phoned me to tell me about his Big Yellow Bag, Just as i was going to point him in the direction of the nearest STI Clinic so he could sort out his Gonorrhea I realised he meant this!

What a great and catchy advert! When was the last time someone told you something and you took it out of context? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ce6Vy3l7g4...
14:27 Tue 15th Dec 20093 answers, last by Zacsmaster 17:04 Tue 15th Dec 2009
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zzxxee

undertaker

sounds daft i know but i have always fancied becomeing an undertaker but at37 i feel i have left it to late what qualifications do i need and do you need to drive i dont drive but have always fancied...
14:59 Tue 15th Dec 200916 answers, last by mrs_overall 23:54 Mon 21st Dec 2009
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Strobellight

To all that say gingers are ugly, Have you not seen Kanye Wests girlfriend Amber rose? Now lets see whether we can find all the good looking gingers to balance things out!

http://images.google....num=1&ved=0CBYQsAQwAA...
13:34 Tue 15th Dec 200922 answers, last by Strobellight 14:11 Tue 15th Dec 2009
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__NOK__

i can't believe my luck

i have won a lovely piece of art deco china on ebay i took a chance of only bidding 50p more than the only other bidder and i won YAAAAAAAY...
14:07 Tue 15th Dec 200918 answers, last by NoMercy 15:55 Tue 15th Dec 2009
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dothawkes31

Gazzumped

just sat here watching the last minutes and seconds tick down on an item i was the sole bidder on on ebay and in the last 3 seconds a 50p higher bidder won it! would it have been the seller using...
13:22 Tue 15th Dec 200938 answers, last by B00 15:00 Tue 15th Dec 2009
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daffy654

Offensive?

http://www.dailymail....-ginger-children.html Does anyone here think this card is offensive? I can't see what all the fuss is about,we hear blonde jokes every day so why not ones about ginger haired...
12:17 Tue 15th Dec 200957 answers, last by ahmskunnirt 13:58 Tue 15th Dec 2009
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jimmy_colclough

Riddle me this??????

last week i was in the kitchen having just made some cheese on toast when it happened. i turned to the sink to get a glass and when i turned back a slice of my cheese on toast had vacated the plate...
00:05 Tue 15th Dec 200910 answers, last by Canary42 21:56 Sat 19th Dec 2009
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McMouse

If it's good to have Roses on your piano

it's even better to have Tulips on your organ
13:12 Tue 15th Dec 20095 answers, last by Zacsmaster 13:18 Tue 15th Dec 2009
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poodicat

I love the taxman sometimes!!

Just got the buff enevelope through the door,and thought what the hell do the tax peeps want this time,whey hey i am getting a tax rebate dating back from 2004 of nearly £350!!!
10:19 Tue 15th Dec 200912 answers, last by Strobellight 13:07 Tue 15th Dec 2009
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Gromit

Homeowner jailed for 30 months for fighting off burglars

A businessman who fought off knife-wielding thugs who were threatening to kill his family has been jailed for 30 months, while his attackers avoided a jail sentence. He and his wife and three children...
19:13 Mon 14th Dec 200956 answers, last by ahmskunnirt 16:02 Wed 16th Dec 2009
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kojak

Seen this on Norton last night...............

Go to Google and type in..... Why is there......look at option 1 that comes up....what's going on?...........LOL Any more?...
12:01 Tue 15th Dec 20096 answers, last by Strobellight 12:17 Tue 15th Dec 2009
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Strobellight

Chuck Norris is a god...

And here are the facts that prove it... http://www.dahl-lumholt.dk/chuck-norris.html...
12:11 Tue 15th Dec 200923 answers, last by dothawkes31 12:50 Tue 15th Dec 2009
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RRRaoul

HI YOU DARLINGS!

HI everyone my names Raoul and Im new here and here to stay so you'd better make my welcome a warm one! lol! I was given this sites address recently and just had to pop in to say hello to you...
11:41 Tue 15th Dec 200916 answers, last by __NOK__ 20:58 Sat 19th Dec 2009
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McMouse

If there any albino black people

What colour do they think they are?
11:44 Tue 15th Dec 200913 answers, last by LoftyLottie 12:00 Tue 15th Dec 2009
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joggerjayne

sex with a porn star

Would you like to? ... out of curiosity? I don't mean these skanky, fat, ugly blokes who appear in the cheap smut movies, with bored looking girls. I mean a proper, good looking, fit, tanned, absurdly...
20:05 Mon 14th Dec 200926 answers, last by vibrasphere 08:58 Tue 15th Dec 2009
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Gavreel

I spy...........

I spy into all of my partners Internet accounts, snail mail everything. .......he knows I do it and is ok with it, Would you mind if your OH did this to you!...
19:18 Mon 14th Dec 200924 answers, last by TTG 12:59 Tue 15th Dec 2009
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Strobellight

Pans Labyrinthe's on tonight on Film 4 ant 9.00

Have any of you seen it, If so what did you make of it?
19:06 Mon 14th Dec 20099 answers, last by THE0 19:40 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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please_sir

Brussels sprouts.

I love them do you?
18:49 Mon 14th Dec 200920 answers, last by Panic Button 22:12 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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please_sir

3 for a ten pounds

Can anyone remind me who is doing the 3 bottles of wine for ten pounds deal? I saw it on telly yesterday and cant remember. And i havent seen it today. Sorry thanks....
19:00 Mon 14th Dec 200916 answers, last by dizmouk2009 13:30 Thu 17th Dec 2009
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joggerjayne

Gillette - bit of a nightmare

Gillette must be having a bit of a nightmare. All the £m's they have spent on their "faces" ... Thierry Henry (currently the most publicised cheat in the world) Tiger Woods (currently...
18:51 Mon 14th Dec 20095 answers, last by joggerjayne 20:02 Mon 14th Dec 2009

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