A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says : "Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession.....
Morning All .. quite busy in Aldi at 8:01 :-) Got my turkey & ham though - will go back later for a proper shop (they were still desperately putting other stuff out & it was a bit chaotic). Overheard...
A. "Post a thread using as many as possible of these key words in the title - 'Suspenders', 'Badges', 'Silk', 'Pints', 'Naughty', 'Ibuprofen' and 'Camisole' ... " Now, who else would you like to...
Anyone else watching the Michael Portillo series? Beautiful pictures and an erudite and personable presenter. I have never really taken to him before, but now think he'd make an excellent travelling...
A bloke says to his wife "My @rsehole is really burning and I've no idea what it is".
"Ring sting" his wife says.
The bloke replies "How the feck will he know"?...
50 Shades of Leeds She left me tied to the chair, unable to move. Luckily there was rugby league on't telly. The way she moved on holiday gave a whole new meaning to Leeds United away strip. She was...
... two days in a row - quiet pint or two in a nice pub with an attractive young woman for company ... and both of them bought me chips too. There is a God (sorry Naomi) and he is smiling on dave :+)...
The world's most useless version of windows has gone titsup in a big way on one of my laptops - total failure to boot & no repair/restore options working - not even from the original...
What a lovely Sunday :) Dozed away the morning in bed listening to the cricket - wonderful couple of hours - nice to see Monty doing so well again :) I suppose I should now be outside taking advantage...
A (very polite, not moaning) reply to one of my ‘wine threads’ last night has given me a little pause for thought. Is it appropriate to be posting about wine, holidays, restaurants, techie...
I seem to have been a bit of a one-man Aldi promo machine this week - so can I just slip in a quick word for Mr Tesco before he sends the lads round with the baseball bats ... An excellent offer of a...