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hubby gone to work

he reeked of lovely perfume.men's of course. Why does he have to wear so much to work? i get so annoyed
21:13 Sat 27th Mar 201025 answers, last by suzie1 20:46 Sun 28th Mar 2010
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marval.....................

apologies spelt it wrong...............soo puzzling
21:04 Sat 27th Mar 2010
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marvel.................

where are your jokes coming from?
20:50 Sat 27th Mar 20109 answers, last by sara3 21:05 Sat 27th Mar 2010
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check this out

3 explorers were looking in the forest when they were captured by Indians. They were taken to their chief, and he said go out into the forest and come back with 10 of the same kind of fruits. The...
20:49 Sat 27th Mar 20109 answers, last by marval 22:57 Sat 27th Mar 2010
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Paddy and the Jigsaw

Paddy walks through town one day when he spots an interesting looking box in a shop window. He enters the shop, grabs the box and gives it a shake. Paddy thinks to himself 'God, this must be some sort...
20:47 Sat 27th Mar 20104 answers, last by marval 22:55 Sat 27th Mar 2010
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three guys and a lady!!!

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent,...
20:41 Sat 27th Mar 2010
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curious little lad

thier was this kid that always got picked on at school. everyday his friends and kids that whent to school always said to him f**k you.well the dumb kid always was curious about what the word f**k...
20:36 Sat 27th Mar 2010
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monkey

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs...
20:33 Sat 27th Mar 2010
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praise the lord

It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house. As the waters rose higher and...
15:40 Sat 27th Mar 20101 answer, last by cc1 19:28 Sat 27th Mar 2010
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woman married 10times

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the...
15:38 Sat 27th Mar 20101 answer, last by kestrelg 15:55 Sat 27th Mar 2010
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women

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman....
15:33 Sat 27th Mar 20101 answer, last by suzie1 15:33 Sat 27th Mar 2010
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was i wrong about the kidnapping of

sahil saeed, was he really kidnapped? im confused now
15:16 Sat 27th Mar 201014 answers, last by suzie1 20:28 Sun 28th Mar 2010
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no one wants to do it

everyone that has seen my garden has never bothered coming back..cowards, i know its big, but gardeners are supposed to be used to this...
12:36 Sat 27th Mar 201020 answers, last by sara3 10:17 Sun 28th Mar 2010
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microwave

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home...
01:05 Sat 27th Mar 20102 answers, last by marval 10:04 Sat 27th Mar 2010
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blonde bimbo

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to...
01:03 Sat 27th Mar 20101 answer, last by Androcles 07:48 Sat 27th Mar 2010
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dynamite...

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.After he...
01:02 Sat 27th Mar 20101 answer, last by Marvel 01:04 Sat 27th Mar 2010
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ohhhhhhhhhhh

A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class, she starts by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny...
01:00 Sat 27th Mar 2010
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johnny again

The preschool teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?" Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!" The teacher says,...
00:59 Sat 27th Mar 20101 answer, last by Marvel 01:01 Sat 27th Mar 2010

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