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Suicidal Blonde...

One day a blonde finds out from her friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her. So next day she goes out to the shops and buys a gun. After that she goes to her boyfriend's house. She bursts down...

Hopkirk

New Bucket List Item

Zipworld has opened in North Wales. You can ride a zip wire at 100 mph. Would you ride it?...

wildwood

Let Us Pray.

If you believe in God, do you not think s/he is a bit of a bighead expecting everyone to pray to him, some five times per day, when the omnipotent One knows what you are thinking at all times anyway?

magsmay

Why Can't People Manage On £500 Per Week?

So - the Cap on Benefits will commence, along with a chorus of moaning minnies who say they can't possibly manage and will have to cut down on food and heating -so bloody what!!! If two working people...

mikey4444

Hancocks Half Hour

I was only a small boy when Hancock was first on the radio but I am enjoying the repeats on Radio 4 Extra ( what was wrong with Radio 7 ? ) I have always been a bit puzzled by the "quiet"...

FredPuli43

Anyone Disagree?

"This woman is headstrong, obstinate, and dangerously self-opinionated " Those are the notes of the interviewer who interviewed a candidate for a job with ICI, in 1948. [Quoted in The Times] No prize...

Jemisa

A Patient...

The patient awakened after her operation to find herself in a room with all the blinds drawn. "Why are all the blinds closed?" she asked her doctor. "Well," the surgeon responded, "They're fighting a...

uncle al

Endeavour

Anybody know what the synth-ey music has been in the Endeavour trailers?

excelsior-1

The Shawshank Redemption

itv2 tonight at 2100hrs arguably, one of the best films of the nineties i shall be in bed - but i have set it to record...

desktop

Computor As To Go Back Again Fed Up

its worse now than before cant upload photos pages coming up we havet been to stops working totally fed up

Jordyboy9

I Am So Happy

For a wee change I would like to say how happy I am with my life.my wifes fine, my dogs fine, and things are going great,this is a great site to be on and i love the banter,at the moment I am...

dylan1959

No Win No Fee

i have an accident in my garden in which i tripped up smashed and broke my nose i had hospital treatment ie steri strips.would i be able to make a claim or isit not worth it.i tripped due to my right...

Le Chat

What Do Christians Think Of Death Bed Confessions?

Reading a comment from Wildwood on an earlier post made me think.... What do committed Christians really think of death bed confessions? Wouldn't they be a bit miffed if they'd struggled all their...

weecalf

Rock Me Mamma

Thinking of recording a song wot i have wrotten .First line .Rock me mamma like a Yorkie bar .What do you think...

ladybirder

So Ok Ed, What Did I Do To Deserve This?

What have you done with my stats/data? Can I have it back please? http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/members/ladybirder/answers/...

excelsior-1

I'll Tell You...

..what I love doing more than anything - trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself....

anotheoldgit

Are The 'new Atheists' Becoming The New Islamophobes?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/atheists-richard-dawkins-christopher-hitchens-and-sam-harris-face-islamophobia-backlash-8570580.html /// Lean argues that few atheists in the western...

croesus

Uk Places Cryptic

1 stop the river crossing (8) 2 brown letter of the alphabet (6) 3 a good soaking (4) 4 sounds like the Cumbrian has stopped going (9) 5 there are no ends to a hair appliance (7) 6 calligraphy with an...

Jordyboy9

This Great Site?

I think this is a great site i love the chatter and the arguments,what I would like to know is, is there any way i can delete Adverts so as they dont come up in posts its not enough to ignore them the...

McMouse

Ab Ed Recruitment

Is it true than candidates for the role of AB Ed are selected in North Korea?...

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