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Jemisa

St Patrick's Day...

Its Saint Patrick's day and an armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot . Then one brave Irish...
15:14 Sat 16th Mar 201314 answers, last by Arksided 15:59 Sun 17th Mar 2013
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foREVerA7X

Should My Girlfriend Be Hanging Out With Other Guys? Help?

So my girlfriend of 9 months just got a a part time job....well..about 2 months ago. She got a job at Hooters so she's surrounded by perverts all day. She also goes to an automotive engineering...
05:44 Sat 16th Mar 201327 answers, last by Sharingan 11:59 Sun 17th Mar 2013
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rsvp

Part Ii Of Face Behind The Name.

Maybe this has been asked before but it would be interesting to know how ABers imagine other ABers (assuming they haven't met of course) I'll start off with me - I imagine rsvp as toned, tanned,...
16:36 Fri 15th Mar 201327 answers, last by rsvp 14:08 Sat 16th Mar 2013
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Ann

My Lovely Teapot :(

OH accidentally dropped our red teapot lid on the kitchen floor tiles and smashed it. Loved that teapot, it was only from Wilkinsons (Wilkos make) but was white with big red hearts patterned all over...
17:36 Fri 15th Mar 201315 answers, last by elliemay1 13:34 Sat 16th Mar 2013
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mrs_overall

Ab Star Sign Characteristics Part 1 - Aries (March 21 - April 20)

Famous Aries include Adolph Hitler, Hugh Heffner, Lady Gaga and Victoria Beckham, all of whom are renowned for being barking mad. Aries can be bossy,opinionated, and like to think they are in control....
09:06 Sat 16th Mar 201327 answers, last by Georgiesmum 14:03 Sat 16th Mar 2013
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adrianben

Comic Relief Is A Bag Of Sh*te !

If those celebrities with tears in their eyes gave 10% of their celebrity mega-bucks earnings to the charity it would save us a whole load of crap TV and Lenny Henry (Hotel salesman and Racist)...
21:26 Fri 15th Mar 201343 answers, last by Baldric 14:26 Sat 16th Mar 2013
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Prudie

An Ab Dream Lover

Last night I dreamed I met an ABer, he was very attractive and in the dream we kissed. I felt really peculiar about it this morning and I wondered where the hell did that come from. Anybody else dream...
22:06 Thu 14th Mar 201357 answers, last by moonraker558 09:26 Sat 16th Mar 2013
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Svejk

Fao. Tilly

Good news, you get 2 bites of the cherry. You can say Swike,as in The one that I like. Or Swek, as in Like you more than Ready-Brek....
20:40 Thu 14th Mar 201321 answers, last by Tilly2 07:45 Fri 15th Mar 2013
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bibblebub

Will Spurs Hold On

...or even get a goal of their own? The game seems to be drifting away from them despite their endeavours....
19:19 Thu 14th Mar 201349 answers, last by Tilly2 14:07 Fri 15th Mar 2013
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bednobs

Would You Have Sex If You Hadn't Washed For 12 Weeks?

just watching the news re the trial of the parents accused of killing the kids by setting fire to the house. Yesterday they said the friend was there because they were having a threesome, then today...
18:25 Thu 14th Mar 201349 answers, last by Ann 17:37 Fri 15th Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

Having Sex Is Like Playing Bridge

If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand....
17:06 Thu 14th Mar 20136 answers, last by Svejk 18:50 Thu 14th Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

I Am An Excellent Snooker Player

i could play for hours, and never lose a single ball down one if those holes...
17:58 Thu 14th Mar 201310 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:43 Thu 14th Mar 2013
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Smowball

The Loud Mother.....

A very loud,greasy,obese,unattractive,tattooed,welfare dependant,chav woman walked into ASDA with her 2 kids,yelling obsceneties at them all the way through the entrance. The ASDA greeter said...
09:01 Thu 14th Mar 201325 answers, last by wardlaw 21:50 Thu 14th Mar 2013
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Misky

Droopy Chin....

Has anyone really ever got rid of their droopy chin? I'm quite thin and don't have a double chin as such, but the skin under my jawbone is sagging. I've seen the props you can buy to do the exercise,...
08:20 Thu 14th Mar 201318 answers, last by chattykathy 10:32 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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condriac

Saga

saga...
11:43 Mon 11th Mar 201315 answers, last by Im a BusyBee 09:39 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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Smowball

The Nutter.

Police are hunting the 'Knitting Needle Nutter', who stabbed 6 people in the backside recently. They believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern........
08:20 Wed 13th Mar 201310 answers, last by Baldric 16:04 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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tozz

Flat Tenancy Contract

I've recently taken a flat for the first time. The contract says you're not allowed to be a nuisance and also not allowed to run a trade or profession in the dwelling. Now my near neighbour is...
02:00 Wed 13th Mar 20135 answers, last by tonywiltshire 12:29 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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DangerUXD

Dna Database.......bravo Eu!

I for one am delighted to thank the EU for adding to the rare occasions when they do something useful. Why did it take 5 years?...
16:56 Tue 12th Mar 201327 answers, last by Maggoty 17:01 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

My Friend Sid ...

... has started calling himself S. He’s had to. Someone stole his ID....
17:27 Tue 12th Mar 20138 answers, last by Svejk 00:51 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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Tilly2

A Ditty For Shoota

There is a nice ABer called shoota Who talks to me via the computer But if he keeps alluding To my bits protruding He'll get a sharp punch up the hooter....
20:16 Tue 12th Mar 201342 answers, last by DTCwordfan 22:36 Wed 13th Mar 2013

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