Hello all, Haven't been on Answer Bank for about 10 years. Memories! Anyway, most of the plug sockets in my house are single sockets. I'm planning on getting them switched to double sockets. Is there...
Just sat down to a brandy or 2, what about you? been buzy this week with cleaning / painting / cobweb removal in a 4 bedroom house, been left by the present owners by now, by my standards, Tip Top....
A racist walks into a crowded bar. He looks around and sees a black man sitting in a corner. The racist walks up to the bar, turns around and announces, "I'm going to buy everyone in this bar a free...
Lord Lucan 'killed himself before being fed to tiger' claims pal 'sworn to secrecy for 40 years’…
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/lord-lucan-killed-himself-before-7274026...
Of all the performances tonight I was left wondering if Willian is expecting to follow his former manager to Old Trafford. No wonder he was taken off (maybe there's another reason flu etc.) but he...
Friend of ours was done for littering. He put a cigarette end down a drain. A warden stopped him and gave him a ticket for £75. If he had appealed it he would have had to pay court costs. So he paid...
We've got a combi condenser boiler. When hot water is run into the bath it doesn't run hot enough - only luke warm. When the hot tap in the basin is turned on straight afterwards, the water is boiling...
I remember reading many years ago that there was an idea floated for the proposed fifth series of Blackadder which would have had Edmund managing a 60s beat group, with Sir Tony Robinson playing Bald...
I was just wondering what others thought. Our neighbours' gardeners come every two weeks on a Friday morning and begin work at 8 a.m. We are retired so don't need to be up early and yet we're woken by...
Writing before the start of the 4th Test Match, Jim Maxwell wrote (on the Australian Broadcasting Service website): "Australia had a hiccup at Cardiff, a banquet at Lord's, a stomach upset at...
