A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, 'I clocked you at 80 miles per hour sir'. The driver says, 'Gee officer, I had it on cruise control at 60 maybe your radar gun needs...
New Tesco store to open after lots of controversy. It's a wonder of engineering being built over the Chiltern line. There are influentials who will inform TV of the objectors on the News tomorrow. Bun...
I get all the stray livestock dumped on me. 4 stray horses galloping about winding mine up. Whinnying and bucking while they sort out whose boss. The dogs are disturbed, howling & barking. No...
The orchid plant was brown, brittle and dead. I threw it outside in summer and have found it under a bush with 4 large leaves growing. Should I leave it or bring it indoors.