I thought I would introduce myself and say hi, Im Elle, I just found this place quite by chance yesterday. Hope this is ok to post here. I bring wine, beer and chocolate, so help yourselves :) I...
A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. He sits down and soon another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says, "the seat is empty." "This...
I have a brown patch on the side of my face which is getting bigger. It's about the size of a 5p and feels rougher than my normal skin and I had (depressingly!) just thought it was an age spot but my...
Is the fashion of tying a yellow ribbon on a dog's leash a good idea? For those not familiar. Tying a yellow ribbon on the leash indicates that that dog needs some space for various reasons, even...
I've got what I hope is a tummy bug though I have a horrible feeling it's a malabsorption condition I have playing up big time. Sorry for the icky details (look away now if squeamish) but it's like...
Steven Hawking came back from his first date in 10 years.
His Glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees.
Apparently she stood him up....
In todays age what is the best option? I cant see a benefit of bringing a new human into this already overcrowded and struggling world. But adoption does not provide you with the same bond. I would...
Just after having some weetabix with a little milk - knew something was funny - but ate it anyway - thought it was a bad taste in my mouth - however it was the milk - can't believe it bought it on...
By popular demand (not to mention the blackmail and threats of physical violence) I have been asked to use my considerable talents to provide AB horoscopes. I will be using the old Yorkshire methods...
So I wonder how many English people will be out celebrating, wearing green and those stupid Guinness hats and because they think it's so 'cool' to be Irish they will be trying to convince everyone who...
trying out my new camera, took this photo of myself this morning. I thought I would wear this to go to the dentist and he would be able to get at my teeth. And with reference to the other post of the...
If you are in, say, a restaurant, and have bad service, or bad food, do you complain? Or do you just resolve not to go back there? Same goes for buying things. if you buy a food item and you aren't...
I have received the following e-mail from a close friend Any time you call an 0800 number (for a credit card, banking, charter communications, health and other insurance, computer help desk, etc) and...
I have learnt that some friends coming over on Saturday are expecting a feeding. I'm a tad peeved by their expectation but secretly grateful as I have a lot of veg that needs using up. On the basis...