I know, I know it's shambolic I even booked flights Ryan Air them let alone even considering to fly with them! Anyway I've booked it all online and they have sent me a flight confirmation email but I...
Try this, dunno how it works perhaps a mathematician can help: THINK OF A NUMBER BETWEEN 3 and 999. Multiply it by 3. Now add 5 to the result. Take away the number you first thought of. Now add 7....
I'm sitting in my freezing cold office with my outdoor jacket on. It's cold out but even worse in. I've taken to going out for a cigarette break with the smokers to get a heat. Ugh
Why dogs are better than women 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of...
A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning where her Daddy is reading the paper. "Where does poo come from?" she asks. Father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is...
...left a bycicle outside my house. Its leaning against my front garden wall and has been there since yesterday morning. Anyone got any ideas on what to do with it other than running over it with my...
wacky crazy and a bit of fun? or are you very mature , a bit stiff and standoffish? if you are either of these two, are you like that when you first meet someone ? or are you a bit on the shy side ??
A few months ago my airmiles were changed to YourPoints. I have now just been charged ?3 to keep this going. The ?3 will be waved if I spend ?1k per month on my credit card. I cannot believe they are...
Does anyone know where we can buy a nintendo ds lite -Don't mind if on-line. It is for a friend's son and they are now desperate - Any colour (except pink) - thanks for any help
What is the point of (sp) in brackets ? What it says is I am too bloody lazy to look up the correct speling (sp) of this word so have gone through the inordinate (sp) keyboard contorsions (sp) of...
The canoe couple Anne & John Darwin are getting more news coverage than murderers and rapists. Six armed police escorted her off the plane in Manchester for goodness sake. On the BBC news at lunch...
Oh , I could cry , but I won't because it's silly to over a small matter but.....the builders have just gone and the dining room wall is bare down to the bricks . They explained to me that the bricks...
Is the guy in the Chanel advert Olivier Martinez (Kylie's boyfriend)? Also, does anyone know the name of the song that David Jordan sang on the RVP? He was the guy with the red trousers and spiky hair...
hi everybody no 1here.... ive been in the dungeon again some people cant take a joke can they??you know who you are and so do moi. anyway its the time to be jolly so happy christmas everyone and im so...