.....tony whether he had bought his wife anything for her birthday. “yes,” came the answer from tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, “i've bought her a belt and a bag.” “that was very kind of...
Is it better to leave my tablet to close down by itself, or to switch it off when I have finished with it? The reason I'm asking is that I read somewhere that, with a phone, it is better for the life...
Hi, At work we're looking for a name for a coffee bar, which will open in the middle of an office space which used to be a printing factory. Does anyone have any ideas for a coffee bar name which has...
Usual rules ... I get to choose. We went to see Bitter Ruin last night at The Social in smelly London. They were brilliant. Other nominations for Gig Of The Week will be considered, but are unlikely...
There was an article in my paper today about sweets that used to be popular. Fry's Five Centres, and chocolate Creams, Toffo etc, and the potato crisp with a blue salt bag inside! What were those...
Mr P tried to kick a rat in the barn, missed and kicked the wall instead.
His big toe now looks like a massive plum, and he's on his way to A&E.
I'm finding it all rather amusing......
...eating in a restaurant is checking out a gorgeous redhead. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket. The biker reaches up, snatches it out of the air, and hands it back...