Watched this for two weeks now and can't believe how out of touch he is! Last week he paid £18 for a joint. This week he paid £28 for a half shoulder of pork! He said it would feed 8 people with...
Called into friend's yesterday and she had made stew earlier for her husband and son but then told me she would be adding dumplings made from (she could not remember the name and had no package) she...
Just talking with grand son .He said about Eating a fry on Friday .So we tried to find out other food which rhymed with days of the week came up with Tuesday Stewday Sunday Bunday .Then a blank any...
Have a very Happy Birthday Jim. Gness asked me to give you this message as she is away at the moment. //I am off on Sunday but it is Jim360's birthday on 11th and I shall be away. You may already have...
Hi all, wasn't sure where to post this query. At my place of work, each section/department has to put on a small performance at Christmas and the theme for this year is Musicals. I need some good...
So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt. He said "You remind me of a pepper-pot", I said "I'll take that as a condiment"....
Getting Married Jack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack...