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darren197373

So Michael Jackson has skin cancer.......

(All together now) "....dont blame it on the sunshine...."

renault

hello all, i have just bought a renault scenic but i have a ignition coil witch is misfireing, is there a way of finding out witch one it is with out removing them one at a time, thank you any help...

DiddlyQuaQua

Ford Ka Air Con problem

Switched air con on last week and had very little performance. Now the air con is switched off but experiencing loud whirring noises from the engine when the engine is started up. Does the air-con...

chrisrob

Criminal

A prisoner's favourite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence. > > > > > Prison walls are never built to scale.

Madmonks

Map making made easy

When the Ordnance Survey were making their maps they used trig points set up on high ground to triangulate bearings and calculate distance etc. To do this they used an instrument called a theodolite....

lindylou16

Hee Hee

I watched a chicken cross the road today, it was poultry in motion.

janzman

SCROD (Atlantic codfish split and ready for cooking.......

...early American).. Bubba, a salesman from Kentucky just loves getting SCROD..must have it everyday. He gets sent on a sales trip to New York City, his first time away from the South. Bubba arrives...

janzman

Army reunion...

In1975 General Farquarson-Bullworthy-Smythe arrives at his London Club His car draws up and a liveried doorman opens the door. I recognise you werent you a sergeant in the desert with me in '43?says...

noplanb

Peugeot 205 diesel starting problem - battery ok

My K reg Peugeot 205 turns over but refuses to start without priming the fuel filter. I changed the drop in fuel filter, primed the fuel line to clear any air, the car started and ran all day without...

BENNETT29

vectra

battery light stays on when keys are out

Toneisok

Saving texts?

I have recently had a very long text exchange that I would love to save, is it possible to get the exchange out of the phone and into print?

GypsyGSD

opinion on garage quote please

I have just had a quote from a garage to replace oil cooler and flush out radiator on a vauxhall omega est. automactic of 1287 pound plus vat is this the going rate for the work to be done thanks...

tommyo

ford ka possible power stearing leek

My partner has a 1999 V reg ford KA. When she turns the steering wheel when driving there apppears to be a leak occuring of what looks like oil or power steering fluid. when she turns the wheel, it...

jonnix

car maintenance

thank you norman the dog &co. I have managed to replace the headlight main beam bulb without removing headlight assembly from the car.Very little room but I must have small hands. My Haynes Manual was...

autobagger

fuel filter ford transit

does the ford transit 2.5 year 1999 have just the one fuel filter or is there one underneath the body cheers

LostSheep

Corsa temperature gauge

Hi, I have a 2001 Corsa SXI and the outside temperature gauge has stopped working. Instead of the temperature I'm just getting --.-C. Would it be an easy job to replace this? Where would it be on the...

sweetchuck

Where is thermostat on scooby

I have a my96 wrx import and the thermostat needs changing but have no idea where it is, can someone help me

TylerTots

rover keyfob tuning

Hi, i have a rover 25 and i need a new key fob for the alarm. I have a fully functional factory standard 2 button lucas 17tn fob at the moment, and i have bought an identical one from ebay. i now need...

jeebs

Rover 75

At speed and accelerating there is miss. Like a duff plug or similar, but they have been changed still problem there. Have had the car to the garage and computer plugged in; it says no problem. But...

si.mullins

ford mondeo mk3 new shape cam belt or chain?

i have just bought a ford mondeo x reg tddi mark 3 new shape, i rang some diesel service garages near me to ask about servicing, i asked about cam belt changing and have been told by 2 out of 3 the...

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