"Doc, I can't stand it any more," she says. "No-one will look at me, touch me or kiss me. Can you help me at all?" she asks. The doctor replies, "Sure, just lie down over...
In the video for YMCA, the Highway Patrol Officer has a pair of handcuffs attached to his waistband. As he dances, the handcuffs appear to be constantly tapping him in the groin area. As all we men...
Earlier I had to switch off tv as the giggling sychophant Lorraine Kelly came on, I will not be watching the new programme on ITV that she will be anchoring shortly.
my mum got an odd text from an unknown number and with no identification saying something like...this is a test text..reply immediately.... told her to delete it..is this the latest scam to text...
: JEWISH ELBOW Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to stayt with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301 . There is a...
im just exsperementing with diffrent singing styles or attempting to lol! im just wondering does this style of singing whatever it is suit me?? i ask on here for honest advice if thats okay? thanks!...
Hi Please can you help? My Ford focus Mk1 2002 nearside brake calliper piston is sticking, causing the brakes to bind one sometimes. Same thing happened on the other side last year and Ford charged me...
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said,...
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Daily News comes this story of a Walsall couple who drove their car to Asda, only to have their car break...
Hi all, I am after a car which when you look at it at different angles it changes colour but dont know what to put in on autotrader. I have tried putting in two tone colour & pearlescent colour...
