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sunny-dave

Breaking art news

Leonardo Da Vinci's Last Supper undergoes restoration in Spain https://fbcdn-sphotos...29839_440342542_n.jpg...
20:09 Sat 25th Aug 201215 answers, last by marval 21:39 Sat 25th Aug 2012
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Jemisa

Whet's your name?

A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful...
22:11 Sun 19th Aug 20125 answers, last by tonyav 09:05 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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Jemisa

Money Talks...

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you £100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed...
09:55 Sun 05th Aug 20126 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:59 Sun 05th Aug 2012
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murraymints

I AM POOPED

Don't know about you lot..but I spent all day yesterday running, jumping, swimming,sailing,cycling and even had a bounce about the trampoline..and I have to do it all again today !!!!
08:18 Sun 05th Aug 201221 answers, last by Maidup 17:31 Sun 05th Aug 2012
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tonyav

Chris Hoy.

They have won gold.
17:55 Thu 02nd Aug 20129 answers, last by Mick-Talbot 18:16 Thu 02nd Aug 2012
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mudflap

Car coolant light

Hi, the coolant light on my Seat Leon petrol comes on when i first start the car from cold in the mornings, if i drive for 5 mins the temp gauge goes to normal then if i stop and start the car again...
06:55 Thu 02nd Aug 20122 answers, last by Andyvon 03:52 Sun 05th Aug 2012
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marbee007

1970's hits

can anyone help please, do you know a word that links 1970's hits for marie osmond and starus quo
18:01 Wed 01st Aug 20122 answers, last by bibblebub 18:04 Wed 01st Aug 2012
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slinky.kate

ltrasound

i have to go for an ultra sound at the hospital today,i have an enlarged liver,the doctor keeps asking how much i drink,but i only drink at the 'over fifties club'so its mamya's fault with all the...
11:37 Mon 30th Jul 201227 answers, last by gness 07:20 Tue 31st Jul 2012
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rowanwitch

a poem for Tony

Tonyav implores me As he's finding it depressing to write about his life without mentioning cross dressing Thoughts of wigs and padding He's finding quite a drag And he can't keep his spanners neat In...
07:08 Fri 13th Jul 201222 answers, last by mrs_overall 13:39 Fri 13th Jul 2012
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sunny-dave

amazon bargain of the day

Save 96% ... Amazon.co.uk User Recommendation...
16:09 Tue 10th Jul 201220 answers, last by boxtops 16:56 Tue 10th Jul 2012
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Jemisa

Pension Sex - 2

WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary, the husband yelled, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies...
11:48 Sun 08th Jul 20128 answers, last by missprim 15:15 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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Jemisa

Congratulations...

While the bar customer savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The barman served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special...
22:38 Mon 02nd Jul 20127 answers, last by tonyav 16:24 Tue 03rd Jul 2012
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LochNessMonster

How many of you folk attend church on a Sunday, and if not why not ?

Just thought it would be interesting to know. Thanks to all who take part ! Nessie TLNM...
09:41 Sun 01st Jul 2012105 answers, last by lozzer50 17:38 Mon 02nd Jul 2012
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Jemisa

Coffee & Viagra

An Irish woman "of a certain age", visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's sex drive. "What about trying Viagra?” asks the doctor. "Not a...
14:19 Wed 27th Jun 20124 answers, last by tonyav 11:36 Thu 28th Jun 2012
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pugthedog

competition answers

chat take a break ect were to find answers
17:48 Sat 23rd Jun 20123 answers, last by MichaelZZ 19:08 Sat 23rd Jun 2012
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ttfn

Oh Look Craft :)

Apologies if you have already seen this, but I thought of you xx http://www.dailymail....-Dog-competition.html...
17:42 Sat 23rd Jun 20128 answers, last by petal54 22:01 Sat 23rd Jun 2012
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Mosaic

What recession?

Went to the Trafford Centre near Manchester yesterday - all I can say is, what recession might we be in? It was just any old Monday and the shoppers were out in force, and in the cafes, and in the...
08:28 Tue 19th Jun 201224 answers, last by tonyav 13:51 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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iaingough

How do i adjust the radio display brightness on a 02 Renault Magane Expression?

The radio display is very dim, I'm unable to read it at night. Is there a way of adjusting the display brightness?
13:54 Mon 18th Jun 20124 answers, last by Toureman 18:53 Mon 18th Jun 2012
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Jemisa

Triplets...

A women was pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives. She goes to the Hospital who tell her her...
10:48 Sun 17th Jun 20123 answers, last by tonyav 16:52 Sun 17th Jun 2012
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Steve.5

On your right or left, on your back or on your front.

Which position do you find best for getting off to sleep (without the aid of drink etc)...
16:41 Fri 15th Jun 201228 answers, last by parkdale 18:57 Fri 15th Jun 2012

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