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does he like me?

there is this guy who my friend says like me. he stares at me everytime i go into the shop he works in, and it is sort of constant staring. he always smiles at me and comes over to talk to me and...

stoplying-ffs

ok where is the night crew?

mammya? bez? hellooooooooooooooooo...

hellokitty76

guys would you say yes to......?

if a girl that you always stared at and talked to and smiled to asked you if you would let her buy you a drink to say thank you for helping her with a problem, would you say yes? you already have a...

tonyted

I went up to Norfolk

yesterday to visit my son-in-law's grandad. I was with my daughter and her family. Reg is 87 and not doing too badly. He confides to me things that he doesn't tell his family. But there is one...

zzxxee

if you are married or engaged

where did the proposal take place???

Jemisa

N I A

My daughter has just started classes which are teaching this dance technique, its not new but is becoming popular. I'd never heard of it. Have you indulged or even heard of it.?...

Answerprancer

What's everyone drinking this eve?

(Me: Zyweic/Weston's snakebite)

mted

there is some very very ignorant people here

some try to pass themselves off as decent and caring, but I for one can spot the fakes. oh mercy mercy me.

PokerMan

A lady

went to the library to borrow a book on euphemisms................................... ............ So the librarian took her up the rear aisle and let her have it....

yelenots

Will it ever stop raining?

Its been pouring down here since 1st thing!

gadgetgeek

Top up

My daughter has a pay as you go Vodafone mobile phone. She has £9.00 credit on it but cannot make calls or texts on it. It states that she has no talk time left. Whta can I do to help her...

stewey

Just meandered over

......the field from the bar, Is everyone asleep over there?

dave_forehead

Poltergeist or spiritual activity experiences

Just wondering if anyone here has felt or witnessed spiritual activity following the death of a family member. By this I mean anything that could be construed as poltergeist activity. For example, you...

wildwood

Where does the 'devil' come from.

This must be an obvious question and as it is well known that God is omnipotent and has created Heaven & Earth, why is this not explained in the bible? Or is it?

joggerjayne

what does God eat?

Greek and Roman gods ate honey, mead, grapes, etc. Some of the pagan gods ate goats, and drank the blood of virgins. Voodoo deities presumably eat snakes, or something. But what does God eat?...

tonyted

FTAO jackthehat

message for you. Sorry last one was too long gets autozapped. As i was saying im not using any names on Cb and i never said i wouldnt demean myself by using Cb.I said i didnt see the point of using...

haysi06

Ye canny beat...?

Just thinking there, ye canny beat (you can't beat lol)........ a nice chilled glass of vino collapso. what 'can't you beat' and keep it clean :P...

LowAndBehold

Dodgy joke alert!

A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off...

LowAndBehold

One for the lads, When was the last time you seen a real ugly munter of a woman?

Have you ever been behind a woman and she's had a really sexy body, great hair and a hypnotic side to side walk and you've decided to approach her so you speed up a little and are just about to give...

ummmm

Now this a joke that I find really funny...

Some of you might find it distasteful :-) Got caught bashing one out while sniffing my mates sisters knickers yesterday. Wouldn't have been so bad but she was still wearing them at the time... He went...

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