There was a young girl from Carshalton
Who had a long tit and a short 'un
To make up for that
She had a big twa t
And could suck start a 650 Norton!...
And How embarrassing ! How can the general public, when they are too embarrassed to go to a doctor, open up (literally) to everyone by being on national TV ? However did this programme get past the...
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do you daydream much?
me..........................a villa abroad to retire to (nowhere near sqad though)...
someone a question and they just tap the side of their nose, what exactly do they mean? Are they indicating that it is a secret, it's between you and me, never you mind, don't be nosey or you know...
Why is it, that many people always leave about a centimetre of tea or coffee in their cups? My partner always does this, so, I started giving her a centimetre less in her cup. You guessed it, she...
On my way home this evening, I called in to a local kebab shop to order some food to take home. The man behind the counter who served me licked his finger before doing everything, including picking up...
I have a platinum wedding ring but have started to think its not big enough.Is there any way I can get it remade into a bigger one and how much will it cost. Currently the one I have cost 500 and want...
Have any of you tried it? Being a big 'Nescafe Gold Blend' fan I thought I'd give their Green Label a try .. Yuk! I always drink black coffee and this looked green, it tasted like bitter nettle tea,...
Went to the local Co-op.......went to checkout and gave the nice man my money. I'm standing there as he apparently wrestles with a bag of change. Him: Sorry about this, either I'm getting weaker or...