Here in Michigan. By 5.10 my ladyfriend will be walking in from work. She will have a pot roast and some soup i have made for supper and some horizontal refreshment if i am lucky. Hard life innit?
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two...
or more than enough of them at least, apparently comfortable with ridiculing men about the size of their manhood. The brother of a girl that was one of my tenants, has hung himself thanks to the...
They don't have boxing day in the US? I mean, what are they thinking of? They will be getting rid of Sundays next! We have got into a bit of a routine with boxing day here, after all it is the feast...
I made nothing up, it is quite true that this happened, as she said it did. The fact that she did not seem to think it was a shameful thing to admit was obviously because she hadn't encountered a...
Was murdered last night in Cannock Staffs. He was our decorator, i spent most of last year and this year working with him, we became good friends. He was deliberately run over by this animal that just...
My mate was telling me his email address, he said (Name changed) "Brian Dot Roberts....." I butted in and said "Is that your middle name, Dorothy?" I thought it was funny anyhow.
Do people keep answering these awful ***** that have offensive names? You know they do it because they are the uninteresting types that have no redeeming features and it is just attention seeking....
A tube of no nails type stuff, made by Evo Stik who are market leaders in adhesives, so it wasn't a cheap gimicky thing, and it was called " Sticks like SH*T" Dear me, society is loosening up, can you...
Was sitting doing his home work. I asked him what he was doing, he said he was trying to find the lowest common denominator. I said "Haven't they found that yet? They were trying to find that when i...
My friend won a week in Barcelona for sending a chat up line to a Radio Station in the W Mids: "If i could rewrite the alphabet i would put U and I together" Groan
