What's the difference between a muslim and E.T. E.T looked better 'smelt better ,learn't english didn't claim benifits had his own bike and wanted to go home.
I went to the chemists the other day. I said do you have that Viagra, he said I do, I said can you get it over the counter? he said I can if I take two. I said could I get some ? He said do you have a...
Two old Navy buddies run into each other at a Manchester pub. The first Sailor asks his buddie, "Say, are you still seeing that redhead with the wooden leg?" The 2nd Sailor replied, "No, I had to...
through Wales when his car breaks down. He calls out the AA and a mechanic comes out, looks under the bonnet and tells the driver 'you've blown a seal'... the driver looks at him and says 'you can...
An Irishman, a Scotsman and a Jew were at a good friends funeral, as the coffin passed slowly by, the Irishman said that he owed his dead friend ?100, took a ?100 out of his wallet and put it on the...
my wife has just bought me a lovely sonyericsson k750i, and i've done all i can as regards facilitating internet connectivity but i haven't got the first clue how to go about downloading mp3 music...
me and my boyfriend have benn going out for 3 months now and my mom or sister doesn't like him and she thinks that were just friends but now that she sees we talk to eachother alot she doesn't want me...