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Has anyone used it? I'm just planning on doing a tart up job. The walls have un-patterned wallpaper but some clot put up borders. I'm just wondering if textured paint would cover the border. I don't...
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Who nags their partner to get things done?
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For some reason my wireless connection has stopped working. I now have to plug the modem into the laptop but that suddenly stops also and goes to 'local' Any ideas???? :-(
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Peeps..... Ziggy xxx for you. Pru is not Wardy....I will not believe that Leggy. I still think Dead man's hand should give me his email addy....!!!
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A delivery man breaks down on the M4 so he flags down Paddy. He says to him....'I've got 6 monkeys in the back. I'll give you ?100 if you'll take them to Bristol zoo for me' Paddy agrees..... 2 hours...
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Of this category?
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Let's talk about something else.......
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Walkers are to add a new flavour of crisps to their range. Semen flavour... They will be marketed as diet crisps as 97.8% of women will spit them out.
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Who else has one? My daughter gave me her money last night to look after. I put it in a safe place. So safe in fact that I now can't find it. Saturday I picked up my purse to go to the shop, went to...
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What's people up to today??
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And quite apt for this site I think :-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBChWF9pZ5M
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Anyone watching it? How's it going? My BF has ringside seats but I think it'll be pretty futile trying to get the answer out of him at the moment.
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Has just announced his tour dates.... They are... Joe - 5 Bob - 4 David - 6 Tom - 6 Andy 7
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Has Barack Obama been trained by the same monkey as George Bush?
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On you tube.... Watching 'band aid, feed the world' Who thinks Bono looks like yer man from police academy?? The one that talks funny....!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoJf-9j2kNs
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The new 'Horne & Corden' ????
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Believes in God??
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That's what I'm having for lunch. Haven't had one for years. Who else likes them?
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At what age would you let your child go to school on their own? My son's 10 and really wants me to let him go on his own. It would mean getting 2 buses. The bus stop is just up the road from my house....
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