A woman walked into the ladies' and saw a man standing up using the toilet. Shocked, she exclaimed,
"Excuse me, but this is for women !"
"So's this!" he replied....
i had a job interview today it didn't go very well 1st question..... Employer "In this job we need someone who is responsible." me "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went...
So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."...
paddy went down the local supermarket, and said to the manager "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions sir"....
morning my samsung galaxy s5 is very slow in charging up i have a new battery and new plug and cable less than 2 months old any suggestions why it takes so long to charge up?
