Just back from holiday in Thailand & came close to shagging a ladyboy! Looked like a lady, walked & talked like a lady, kissed like a lady. Was only when she drove me to her place & reversed the car...
Interviewing Harry Maguire ahead of tomorrow’s World Cup semi final, Gabby LOGAN asked him why he literally has a large head. Do you think that’s acceptable?...
Don't you feel a little dim at times..... I am reading...or have been trying to....Follett's World Without End...but it's a huge book...far too big for my small hands and wouldn't stay open so I could...
There was a young barmaid from Sale
On her chest was the prices of ale
And on her behind, for the sake of the blind
Was the same information in braille...
I took mrs volty to a disco the other night, and there was a man on the dance floor, moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works. Mrs volty turns to me and & sighs "You see that man? 25 years...
Cant make my mind up could go either way this one ...
So had 2 bets £5 France to win 2-1 @10/1
£5 Belgium to win 2-1 @11/1
Let's hope it a cracking game!...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5935339/Princess-Charlottes-cheeky-comment-Prince-Louis-christening.html Not very nice for a three year old to speak to adults in such a way, don't you think?...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5932107/Migrants-wait-Libya-cross-Mediterranean-Europe-Italy-turned-boats-away.html
Should we welcome them with open arms?...
it all started with 2 plastic bb pellets on bathroom floor. The younger albas and a few friends were in the back bedroom. A wall of which adjoins a wall of the bathroom. Whilst I was in bathroom, one...
Just got back from the doctors suffering with sunburn...the doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn, I asked him "pasteurized?" he said.. "No, just up to your neck." He...