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sandyRoe
Speculation on radio news that an apartment containing suspects in recent violence is surrounded by police.
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tonyav
Full face transplant. http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/firefighter-receives-full-face-transplant-in-surgery-called-historic/ar-BBn5qtH?li=AA9SkIr...
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phleb
Just out of curiosity, why do parents hire limousines for their kids etc when the last day of year 6? Is that when they have a prom? I was asked today what i will be doing for my child? I wasn't sure...
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Chipchopper
A married man in his forties stops off at a supermarket to grab a few essentials on the way home from work. As he stands in the line for the checkout, he notices an attractive lady, smiling and waving...
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waterboatman
Tuesday. I've got all toe joys of a trip to Chippenham today, for a meeting that will last about an hour. I must be orft me trolley! I hope the weather is good. It's quite calm this morning...so far....
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Caran
All retiring PM'S have been elevated to the Lords. Except Tony Blier. Has it ever been explained or mentioned why? Or is it a case of hide it under the carpet and don't explain. Don't get me wrong I...
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janbee
Morning fellow worm catchers. xx Another day , another dolour!...
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UnsolvedMystery
My brother is 20 years old. Since childhood my Dad pampered him a lot as he's the only boy of the family.My parents always gave him whatever he wanted! Even today his every need is fulfilled. As a...
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marval
"It was just a simple misunderstanding, your Honour" Stated the man charged with indecent exposure. "Explain that statement!" demanded the Judge. "Well, you see, this girl and I were drinking in a bar...
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janbee
Lewis Hamilton and Tutankhamun Carmen Miranda Batman Jelly and Ronnie Barker in drag. Carmen Miranda Batman Jelly and Tom Watson sans drag. Beryl Bainbridge and Bill Wyman Me and... Wurzel Gummidge !...
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waterboatman
Sunday. Such terrible events in France. It just proves that open borders are a stupid idea. Something like this was bound to happen. When will the 'We know best' idiots in Brussels admit they are...
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janbee
morning all xx
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waterboatman
It's Friday, I looked out a while ago and lots of stars were tinkling merrily. Now there is not a single one in sight. More 'orrible weather on the way. It was warm yesterday, Poor Tiggy is wondering...
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mikey4444
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34800722...
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gness
....aka Jennyjoan....... Have a good birthday, Conne.....glad the party went well and the craic was good..... Gx...
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mrs_overall
It hasn't taken long for it to strike. I fell asleep on the sofa just after midnight and woke up about half an hour later. My brand new glasses which I had had in my possession for just over 8 hours...
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tonyav
Terry Wogan pulls out of Children In Need for health reasons. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-34803750...
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maggiebee
Lawyer calls his best client to his office. When he arrives, lawyer says to wealthy art dealer "I have some good news and some bad news" "Your wife invested £5000 in two pictures today,she believes...
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maggiebee
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property...
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LaMandolina
Could someone please tell me if my printer is now extinct, I have a Kodak ESP 3250 All-In-One Printer, I switched on my printer and all I got up was "Print Projects" and not what I had had on my Desk,...

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