Anyone got a good recipe for a hot toddy that works please, I am coughing for Scotland and sound like im under water - yuk - had it since last weekend boo hoo wee Al x
A little old man totters into a chemist to buy Viagra "can I have 6 tablets and I need them cut in quarters". "I could cut them for you said the chemist but a quarter tablet will not give you a full...
If you were going out on a first date, what night of the week would you pick? Is Fri/Sat off limits these dates??? I just been informed that weekends are a no-go for a first date lol
Happy Birthday young un! I hope you have a lovely birthday, you deserve it girl xxx Legend - youre next tee hee Ive managed to sneak onto the web just briefly from down under as Im out in the sticks,...
ED What has happened to the server for the Sports AB site? My avatar has disappeared and I cant access my messages, has it gone wonky? will it be repaired? does anyone actually care? why are baboons...
I need to know if I am just a total wimp or not. Ive been temping since April as I gave a job up this year due to all the 'youngsters' arguing all the time in the office. Ive been a month in Social...
A guy bumps into his ex girlfriend in a bar and says "I had sex with another woman last night, but I was thinking about you the whole time", she says "really, you were", he said "yes, it stopped me...
Is anyone else experiencing problems with AB auto-refreshing the thread whilst you are reading/typing on here this afternoon? Im having to type this in Word, then paste it in cos it doesn't give me...
Ehm, where have all of Legend's posts gone from this evening? CB hasnt been running 10 hours and already somebody has obviously been banned, for what? The posts and answers were all in good humour. I...
OOPS Im in deep sh*t with DVLA. I traded my car in with Arnold Clark end July and the salesman did not point out that I had to LEGALLY send back part 9 of the V5, he just put the wee slip in the...
My neighbours through the wall fight all bloomin day, early doors they wake me up shouting and bawling and theyre fighting now, theres aggro on AB again, folk in the office bicker and fight. I never...
Hi, had a look and couldnt find a previous answer on here. I want to order some New Zealand dollars and doing this online finds the best rates of exchange, however if I pay by Visa Debit Card, my...
Just heard on sky news that 3 lunatics have been spotted around Los Cristianos wearing face masks and chatting up drag queens. Could this be Legend, Nobby & Lippyduck?