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My eyes have been bleeding today. Is it just me or should this section be called chatterbonk. Its just been smut all day. now believe me I;m no prude but questions about whats in your handbag just get...

janetsflower

i need to send an anonymous text

Does ayone know how i can text someone without my number coming up? Can i do it from a website or a phone box?

Wittonlad

Tango

Anyone remember the Tango advert where a guy walks from out of his office, is joined by hundreds of people and ends up on Dover cliffs in a boxing ring

legend758duo

man bags !!!!!!!

after a nasty vicious cutting remark by a height challenged poster not long ago . im absolutely gutted that anyone should find it strange for me to have a man bag. how else can i carry my binoculars...

bigmamma

Handbags at dawn

Good morning , just wondering , ladies , what's in your handbag today , and gents , what's in your pockets ? My handbag is usually pretty heavy , and having looked inside it ..no wonder , I have...

manathu

frozen pizza

What is your favourite frozen pizza?

legend007

dave!! scared??

scraed my @rse . was in the road of your girly chat . and i dont do girly chats . just girlies lol. come back when your tuff enough to handle me lol. adios . crazy fool : -)

Hellyon

What can I say?

I've just learned that the father of my oldest friend is in the last stages of an asbestos related cancer. I'd like to send him some flowers ( I feel I'd rather send him some beautiful flowers now...

Marijn

is this true?

My sister told me, ages ago, that microscopic creatures live on your eyelashes and travel up and down them. If you leave mascara on at night the creatures won't be able to oil your eyelashes, then...

knobbynonut

Has anybody seen my mars bar.

Right whos got it I put it down 5 minutes ago on the computer desk to walk the goldfish and I have come back to find it gone. Now I know it must be one of you lot as you are the only people in the...

weeal

dove?

Dove how ye doin, i cant find your post from this morn with the wee picture on it that your ehm slave was fixin for ya where is it?

Doc_Spock

I wish could draw like this

good eh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NCAd0FHoVg

west ham fan

restyle

Hi I am having my hair restyled and high lighted on the 30, I recently went from long blonde hair to my natural colour of boring brown, which I really hate. My daughter in Australia has paid for me...

skyep

Wierd stuff!

Just picked the phone up to ring my daughter and whilst it was in my hand it rang, I pressed the button and it was my daughter!!! wierd!

legend007

wot u been up to today ?

i been watchin the chicas goin by. and lookin at the volleyballers too. then this afternoon i tried to talk the woman from the estate agents into buying the leopard skin sex bikini suit . nice ring...

filthiestfis

Biotex for whites

I understand that Biotex is a washing powder used for whitening whites. It retails at around ?1.99 per box. Is there anything cheaper that works just as effectively as Biotex to whiten white clothes?

poppertop

we're only making plans for Nigel

does anyone know where I can get the music for a song called 'we're only making plans for Nigel' I have no idea who sang it or when.?

4getmenot

Txt

What does the last txt you received say?

triggerhippy

nicknames

What nicknames do your mates or loved ones use to call you Are you a snugglebum or a chicken? or worse....................

vehelpfulguy

Joke

Man comes home early from work, goes upstairs and finds his wife on the bed in her underwear. She is breathing heavily. She says she is having a heart attack. He rushes downstairs to phone for an...

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