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johnny37
Every morning I have to reboot my computer once to update the Update Manager component of the AVG virus checker. Is there something about the timing of the system update after I power up for the first...
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shopaholicst
Has anyone ever heared of putting this on spots? I heared someone say it the other day, but i have my doubts! thanks
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filthiestfis
I noticed that Ryanair flies to Glasgow Prestwick. How far is this from the centre of glasgow, and do they provide a bus to get you there? Wondering if its worth it for the saving.
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Petal~flower
I feel at the age of 46 I am too old to meet anyone. Should I just not bother?
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Bewlay Bros.
I am going to a Christmas party whereby I have to purchase a present in some crappy secret Santa nonsense. It has to be funny and must cost no more than 5 pounds. I have been elected to buy for a...
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wizard69
Liverpool airport has been shut for the past 8 hours due to a "suspicious car". Apparently it had tax, insurance and the radio was still in it.
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wizard69
A man walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some birth control pills for his daughter. The assistant asks the man, "Is your daughter sexually active?" The man replies, "No, she just lies...
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wizard69
A man walks up to a woman in a bar and says, "You're going to get laid tonight". A bit surprised, she asks, "Really? How do you know that? Are you psychic?" "No, I'm just stronger than you".
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wizard69
What do you call an Ethiopian family portrait? A barcode.
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Richie1976
Little boy playing with his train, his mum overhears him say 'all you b@stards getting off, f*ck off. All you b@stards getting on, f*cking hurry up'. Mum sends him to his room for 2 hours untill he...
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wizard69
Due to cold snowy weather conditions expected soon, the Met office has issued a statement , a spokesman said "Make sure that when you drive , that you always carry a flask and a spade, this way you...
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Baboonboy
Is there a procedure to dismiss a person from a public sector job if they are off sick, persistently, for a number of years, particularly if the reasons for sickness vary considerably, i.e. not an...
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JimmyK
For the last couple of weeks when I have tried to save pictures to the pc it has been reporting errors, saying it cannot find a counter.htm in the C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\My...
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Ethel
Does anyone know when last night's cancelled Rebus will be shown?
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knobbynonut
Anybody want anything brought back
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skyep
This is nice and gentle for Sunday morning, beautiful!
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bigmamma1
Goodmorning from banned bigmamma . I am speaking to you from a dark and damp AB dungeon where I have been languishing since the fault with continuel refreshing on friday, accidently blaimed again for...
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knobbynonut
And i am very plushed about it ha ha you dont knoww what the word plushed means do you ( I dont ieithvher so can you google it ) and is going to bed now unlessss whifffey comes on here and keeps me...
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pussnboots
Just had this discussion with Mr.puss, once he is behind the wheel of our car he turns into a different person, he swears and calls every other driver on the road. He thinks he is the only good driver...
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Heleng928
Hi my daughter has been a great fan of Loreal Translucide Foundation for a long time. She is disappointed that it has been discontinued. Does anyone know of a foundation that is very similar to this...

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