Every morning I have to reboot my computer once to update the Update Manager component of the AVG virus checker. Is there something about the timing of the system update after I power up for the first...
I noticed that Ryanair flies to Glasgow Prestwick. How far is this from the centre of glasgow, and do they provide a bus to get you there? Wondering if its worth it for the saving.
I am going to a Christmas party whereby I have to purchase a present in some crappy secret Santa nonsense. It has to be funny and must cost no more than 5 pounds. I have been elected to buy for a...
A man walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some birth control pills for his daughter. The assistant asks the man, "Is your daughter sexually active?" The man replies, "No, she just lies...
A man walks up to a woman in a bar and says, "You're going to get laid tonight". A bit surprised, she asks, "Really? How do you know that? Are you psychic?" "No, I'm just stronger than you".
Little boy playing with his train, his mum overhears him say 'all you b@stards getting off, f*ck off. All you b@stards getting on, f*cking hurry up'. Mum sends him to his room for 2 hours untill he...
Due to cold snowy weather conditions expected soon, the Met office has issued a statement , a spokesman said "Make sure that when you drive , that you always carry a flask and a spade, this way you...
Is there a procedure to dismiss a person from a public sector job if they are off sick, persistently, for a number of years, particularly if the reasons for sickness vary considerably, i.e. not an...
For the last couple of weeks when I have tried to save pictures to the pc it has been reporting errors, saying it cannot find a counter.htm in the C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\My...
Goodmorning from banned bigmamma . I am speaking to you from a dark and damp AB dungeon where I have been languishing since the fault with continuel refreshing on friday, accidently blaimed again for...
And i am very plushed about it ha ha you dont knoww what the word plushed means do you ( I dont ieithvher so can you google it ) and is going to bed now unlessss whifffey comes on here and keeps me...
Just had this discussion with Mr.puss, once he is behind the wheel of our car he turns into a different person, he swears and calls every other driver on the road. He thinks he is the only good driver...
Hi my daughter has been a great fan of Loreal Translucide Foundation for a long time. She is disappointed that it has been discontinued. Does anyone know of a foundation that is very similar to this...