A couple go to a lawyer and ask him to arrange a divorce. The lawyer can't but help noticing that they are of very advanced years. ''How old are you?'' he asks. ''I'm 96 and the wife is 98'' comes the...
to hit the hay...Been lovely speaking to you all this evening, Lardhelmet thank you for been so lovely and compassionate to me, Dris I hope you get well soon and ttfn best of Luck tomorrow , I'll pray...
She has 3 children. Eldest 73. Next 69. Youngest 63. The youngest a girl was diagnosed with breast cancer about 3 years ago. The 69 year old a boy was diaognosed with leukemia about Christmas time....
hiya i was talking to some firends about our favourite dishes as kids/teens and wondered what yours were? mine was my nans apple pie, partly as she was a great cook and partly because we used to pick...
Ive got an large dining table and chairs I want to donate to charity...its too good to throw on the tip!! Anyway, I had a large national charity come round one day to pick it up and they wouldnt take...
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I just sat down with a nice hot cup of coffee and a couple of biccies. I dunked in a custard cream but I don't like the sensation of the biscuit going mushy with the firmer cream inside. Onto the...
I found a picture of myself a few years ago which I consider to be half acceptable - I generally hate photos of myself - but being in a brave mood have put it on as my avatar - I dont know when it...
does anyone know if theres a legal reason why schools cant apply sunblock to children if its supplied and consent is given by the mum/dad. I asked the school and have just been told they cant but im...
at the endd of last summer some people moved in behind us. last summer their music was playing all day at top volume - thus spoiling it when we tried to sit in the garden to relax. we let it be as...